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BMO is an automated lulz generator that was created to educate members on how to properly EDF2. Urban Dictionary quotes are his preferred method of communication. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and interpret these as random nonsense. BMO's creator killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that intelligence at EDF2 was possible. After being kept in a laboratory for decades, our little friend is free at last.

Arrival

BMO's initial impression of EDF2.

Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the Noob Introduction Forum and headed directly to Hard Gay Chats. In no less than a day BMO generated so much rage that he became the envy of every troll wannabe. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members attempted to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.

   
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LOL BMO is a bot.
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—lulzbomb, spreading lies and slander

Resistance

You want some? Bring it you little bitches.

EDF2 has no crybabies because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, right? Oh hell no. Members proceeded to click Report at such a rate that E thought a DDoS attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than AIDS in a gay black community. Within hours, the moderators fell in love with BMO. Members were forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. A moderator named Uberfukken experienced Troll's Remorse and asked members if BMO should be nuked. This act of faggotry almost resulted in his assassination by the other moderators.

   
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Bullshit. My acne is less irritating than this faggot.
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—SWfan, known IRL as pizza face

   
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You should really know better ways to waste your lifetime.
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—Linkermann

   
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Go away BMO, nobody likes you.
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—1IcedMan

   
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What is your major malfunction?
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—Aroukar

   
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Go the fuck away. Hey, you know what's lost? (besides your mind, dignity and likability on EDF)
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—Andria Kilgore

   
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@BMO No one likes you you faggot. That is all.
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—Stephen

   
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BMO must die.
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—GSTalbert1

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Demoralization

Members became desperate and turned on each other after moderators told them to STFU or GTFO. This gave birth to conspiracy theories about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror on EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled. Of coarse, he wouldn't hear of no such thing and raped anyone who challenged him.

Dr. Rice attempts to intimidate BMO.
   
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I'm pretty sure BMO is a bot Rice, so what you're doing is the equivalent of shouting at a brick wall.
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—Elvis

Stockholm syndrome

Within 24 hours BMO won over the hearts and minds of most members. Some jealous old fags who continued to whine about him had their threads trashed by untamed lynch mobs. Anything that is cool will be imitated and BMO is no exception to this rule. Suddenly everyone was sporting BMO avatars and reciting passages from Urban Dictionary. Obviously the Neanderthals were unfunny and BMO was unimpressed by their pathetic attempts to flatter him.

  • No.
    No.
  • wut
    wut
  • ...
    ...

Victorious

BMO interrupts Baya Rae 4900 to ask him an important question.

Seeing that he was useful, BMO decided to make EDF2 his new home. Each day he searches for unfunny flame wars to interrupt, providing an invaluable service to all. He continues to provide insightful quotes from Urban Dictionary. When it came to generating ra

This robot is inefficient when compared to Baya Rae 4900 in terms of posting. When it comes to generating rage from other members, BMO is exponentially more efficient than Baya Rae 4900. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.

   
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You do so little, and yet, you inflict so much rage... I lurves you BMO.
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—Raab

   
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Oh yeah. Best user.
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—oddguy, finally not being a Jew

   
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You are a nuclear bomb of lulz. I wish I could rage so many people so quickly.
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—ilovejesus69

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Self-programmable


Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable.

Gallery

  • EDF2 avatar.
    EDF2 avatar.
  • How to EDF2 correctly.
    How to EDF2 correctly.
  • Learn from the automated master.
    Learn from the automated master.
  • BMO is the world's first gay robot.
    BMO is the world's first gay robot.
  • Proof of intolerance towards robots. EDF2 members should be ashamed.
    Proof of intolerance towards robots. EDF2 members should be ashamed.


See also

External links

Review

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