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Featured Article - IPhone

The iPhone is Apple's newest way to Jew you, hardcore. The phone retails at $5,000-$6,000 Jesus bucks, but only costs Apple $250 and a bowl of rice (to feed the Asian) to make. Don't forget when the battery dies (and it will) you get to send it to Apple and pay them to have one of their Asians, monkeys or Asian monkeys to do something every other phone company in the world allowed you to do yourself. They will also delete all your data on your phone, too, because they're too lazy to back your data up. If any Jewfails were to complain, it's off to the oven, you Nazi!

(( IPHONE ))




Featured Article - Mozilla Firefox

Mozilla Firefox is a web browser designed exclusively for elitist, basement dwelling bloggers experiencing Netscape Communicator withdrawal. Firefox quickly became the browser of choice for those disillusioned with Internet Explorer, most of which consist of 13-year-old boys to look up porn so their parents don't find out.

(( MOZILLA FIREFOX ))