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Hoobastank

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Hoobastank is an American rock band that is one of the best bitch punk groups ever. Best known for their hit "why I cut myself". This band comprises of four individuals, all who were misused by their parents at an exceptionally junior age. Here's a part from the verses of their melody "Why I curtail myself" "I FOUND A REASON TO SHOW, A SIDE OF ME WHICH YOU Didn't KNOW !!!1 A REASON FOR ALL THAT I Dooooooooooooooooo00 AND THE REASON IS You!!!1" - Teenage response to this is "LOLX THIS STUFF IS SO DEEP I AM GOING TO CUT MYSELF TOO".

Unanticipated profession (1994–2000)

Hoobastank shaped in the Los Angeles County suburb Agoura Hills in 1969. Consistent with the band, they were shaped by a brave person. Hoobastank began playing poo at one of their father's boutique called "Cobalt Cafe" and at last got each part of their band attacked by Chris' father. They recorded their first full-length self-discharged collection in 1998 called "My father is a hooligan". It emphasized an unordinary saxophone area headed by Jeremy Wasser, who official generated said collection and recorded the Summer Romance saxophone solo on Incubus' I.s.u.c.k. collection. The Incubus associations proceeded with Fourth Street Recording's music maker Jim Wirt and logos and visual outline by Brett Spivey.

By this stage, Hoobastank had created an exceptionally solid notoriety in Southern California. Known to numerous emo kids who still cut themselves to their melodies.

Hoobastank (2001–2002)

Hoobastank discharged its second shitty collection in 2001. The main single was "Painz Crawingz Hear!1" which was a complete leap forward fail, though it did arrive at No. 69 on the Billboard Hot 100, clearly on the grounds that there was numerous emo kids at this point who slice themselves to this melody in the wake of figuring out that they weren't permitted to consume Macdonald for an additional 3 days which is excessively for 'Murican kids.

Current members

Doug Robb – The gentleman who fucks himself to rest while Dan sings him some gay tunes

Dan Estrin – The dick!

Chris Hesse – Chinese who pees in anything which is pee-capable. Indeed in the Piano.

Jesse Charland – Shits in his vocals and after that sings them to his ear. Such a courageo