Godzilla

Still a better kisser than you.

The living embodiment of badassery, ladies and gentlemen.

	“	If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a giant dinosaur that sucks fire from buildings, repairs a destroyed city, and moonwalks back into the ocean	„
	— Teh Internetz

Godzilla (or Gojira as everybody's favorite basement dwelling Asians call him) is the King of the Monsters, and the undisputed legendary ruler of you, your mom, and everything awesome in your pitiful existence on this shitty planet. He was created by a bunch of wrinkly PTSD Japs because a bunch of Americunts pwned the shit out of a country that would later be known for turning boys into manchildren and the production of Hentai. He then went on to fight a whole batch of retarded monsters that were clearly made on the budget of a pack of ramen in about three minutes. After 60 years, he is still known for kicking some major ass, and is now famous again for starring in a movie (for a whole two fucking minutes!!!!11) where he enjoys decapitating a giant parasitic spider bitch for the lulz.

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