Musical.ly

When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.

What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called Musical.ly. Musical.ly was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

The typical Muser in all of it's glory.

Why do people make Musical.ly videos?

The reasons as to this vapid insanity can seem rather complex. But, if you took the time out of your life to use the germ-sized brain you have, you would realize that it is actually more simple than you thought. Musers have no talent on their own, so they use other people's songs and dance to it with their shaky and pathetic movements.

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