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I respect your opinions. I am just saying that post is 100% false and everyone is free to hack us if we have those vulnerabilities in that post.
 

 
 

—Co-founder and CPO of Gab giving you permission to hack the website, https://gab.ai/e/posts/3582333

Well done you alt-right cucks, you fell for another Jew.
Oh My Jew... #JewishLiesMatter
Notice how the frog keeps it's eyes open watching you, that's what Torba does too.


Gab or Gab.ai is another pump and dump scam set up by Andrew Torba in 2016, a former member of Y Combinator who saw the rise of the alt-right during the 2016 presidential election and realised that he had another bunch of sheep he could use to pawn off his inferior social media competitor to Twitter using only a $49 dollar social media template along with someone else's microblogging code that their CPO forked on Github. Torba realised that if you market yourself to them as a "free speech alternative" that they will buy it hook, line and sinker, so you can do whatever the fuck you want and the sheepish fanbase will do the advertising on Twitter, ironically, for you by making their Twitter usernames their Gab profile URLs and spamming anyone about the latest new fad like there aren't already 300 fucking micro-blogging alternatives that are also a complete ghosttown. Of course they need your your donations while you receive nothing in return, not even a tax deduction thanks to the fact that they are a for-profit enterprise. Enjoy getting swindled.

They had a small surge in popularity because Twitter is run by a bunch of leftist retards who will ban anybody on short notice. However their userbase is stagnant because the entire site is a giant circlejerk of Trump supporters who need a safe space, where nobody challenges them with facts. Also due to the fact that it actually isn't functionally all that better than Twitter, and in some cases much worse. This in turn has led them to have to backpedal against the fact that they pandered to the alt-right since the start and actually be just as draconian as their main competitor.

Andrew Torba/Torbahax - Founder and CEO

Your free speech champion ya green cunts.

His public filing documents in founding Gab

This is all publicly available so anyone asking to remove this can also fuck off per our policy.

Other sites registered to his name

Torba uses < > instead of ((( ))) because he is Jew

His Poetry

sauce
King of the jungle, tall and proud.
My luxurious mane, soft and sound.
Warrior preparing for battle.
Hear my roar, mighty and loud.

Mediocrity, chains of mindless cattle.
Better to die than follow the crowd.
I stand ready; they dumbfound.
Blink of an eye, their world crumbles.
Flight of the lone to the Alone
Watch me as I stand my ground.
The howling wind it does not know
The great delight in love so cold
To feel the air beneath my feet
To be with you, oh what a treat


The valley covered in fresh snow
Spring is coming, or so i'm told
Gentle moments, embrace the feeling
This heart of mine you are surely stealing
Old broken soul.
You seek the timeless eternal.
First you must know yourself.
Seek until love burns like an inferno.
Which consumes, but does not destroy.
To be captured, and yet free.
Breathe.
One day you will be united.
The beautific vision is on the horoizon
The encompassing is at your fingertips,
But it is still beyond your grasp.
Believe.
Love is united, yet individual.
Love is kind and openhearted, standing strong amongst the peccant world.
Love is timeless freedom unshaken by the winds of transgression.
Love is knowing yourself by knowing another.
Love is unwavering trust and faith in another to make choices in your absence and on your behalf.
Love is eternal, extending beyond the temporal and into the transcendent.
Love is everything that all else is not.
Love is.
Gates of freedom within my vision
Tale of time, as it is written
Blessed with wisdom from above
Seeker of truth, faith, and love.
I close my eyes and remember the haze
Of long hot summers; man those were the days.
Not a care in the world, searching for purpose.
The depths of my being, just touching the surface.


I remember the beauty of innocence and joy.
Oh I remember when I was a little boy.
But now I am grown, responsibility abound.
Every now and then I remember that playground.


King of the swingset, without a crown
Climb up to the top, slide all the way down.
In the blink of an eye it's time for dinner
When I think of these days I feel so much better.
Drifting in the sands of time.
On the search for love most Divine.
Life in the fast lane, can you keep up?
Beauty of life, after a breakup.


She whispered so softly into my heart.
Now it's over for good, where do I start?
Like all things in life this too shall pass.
Now it's time to build something that lasts.


Don't focus on who, when, or where you try.
What's most important is the "why."
If the flesh is what you seek you will fall short.
Money and fame might lead to divorce court.


What you seek is an equal, one on your level.
You need a friend, one for whom you are grateful.
Confidence, humility, patience, and virtue
This is a woman who will never hurt you.
The woman with the blue eyes.
She captured my essence with her glare.
I turned around and tried not to stare.
I have to admit she caught me by surprise.


There for a moment, enough to make an impact.
Time to pick my heart off the floor, still intact.
I may never know who she is or understand why
If I only had the chance to just say hi.
Gone for a while, but stuck in the moment
Try to hold back, try not to show it
Her unwavering compassion and subtle flair
I can't help but to stop and stare


That smile of hers is freedom's light
Timeless eternal, an endless sight
Beautiful angel, she is worthy of love
A true sign of the One above

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Ekrem Büyükkaya - Co-Founder and CPO

Begging for PHP coding work online

Gab will snitch you out to your law enforcement

   
 
Users are prohibited from calling for the acts of violence against others, promoting or engaging in self-harm, and/or acts of cruelty, threatening language or behaviour that clearly, directly and incontrovertibly infringes on the safety of another user or individual(s). We may also report the user(s) to local and/or federal law enforcement, as per the advice of our legal counsel.

Gab follows the U.S. Department of State’s definitions of terrorism and list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations, along with the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s proscribed list of terrorist groups, organizations and/or individuals.
 


 
 

—Gab EULA, http://pastebin.com/EhcssEHS

Gab at their security holes

Torba has had shit OPSEC before per passwords

Logging out

If you were dumb enough to make an account on Gab, play that above game. Try and log out. Go on. See if you can do it. Remember this is cybersecurity 101. Even people who take Computer Science III should know this.

Solution: You have to go all the way into the settings page to even log out. Even we don't fucking do that shit.

External images

That's right, Gab used to not even pass images through their own servers before displaying them to you (some of which were in non-encrypted HTTP), which means congratulations your personal data was at risk for even looking at any image on their service.

It took them until someone actually pointed it out publicy, for them to publicly deny that this security hole was real and then patched it.

100% false apparently

Gab reads your Twitter DMs and write tweets on your behalf

Congratulations you retards, through OAuth you have basically given them complete access to your entire Twitter, and then they can pass it on to law enforcement per their EULA. Fucking retards.

Gab mocks you if someone else gives them your personal info

Being completely serious about user security if you need to let them know urgently that someone has falsely registered using your info they will proceed to mock you publicly on their Twitter about it. "Move on".

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