Prommie

Invented on Gaia Online's General Discussion Forum, Prommie is slang for "prominent person", usually a well-known GDer. Prommies are big on drama and usually so full of their own shit that it's hard to look away. Basically, the biggest cunt-suckling losers Gaia as to offer.

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Derp.

What makes a prommie

There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:

• Does not exist.
• Loves cock.
• Is a giant nerd.
• Thinks they are a good DeviantART.
• Puts said "Art" on DeviantART.
• Emo.
• Puts that stupid ass "~" at the end of every post.
• Would take it up the ass from Gaia Staff, or an "NPC".
• Always first to reply to threads.
• Camwhore
• Probably wears old Monthly Collectibles on their avatar at all times, claiming it is their "signature item".
• Spends less than forty seconds a day doing something other than Gaia.
• Bisexual.
• Moos like the lolcows that they are.
• Has some sort of annoying post format (usually with "deep" and "meaningful" song lyrics as the signature).
• A large collection of signs (preferably of the boob variety).
• Large quantities of avatar art.
• A fucking annoying posting color that is near impossible to fucking read.
• Fucks with people who love Disney Movies
• Is a condescending douche to everyone who isn't equally fawned over, just like the popular kids in school who tease them every day.
• Does nothing but post picdrops or namedrops
• Follows the crowd but seem to call themselves the 'original trendsetter'
• Has mules claiming to be their fangirls or some shit

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