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"Fugly hooman" indeed, with a fuglier personality.

Among the vast variety of STD-ridden furries that run rampant through FurAffinity, we have Sueboo (a.k.a. “Anika Kitten,” “Sweet Anika,” or “Anika Hynes”). Sueboo — whose real name is Sue Parsons — is a twenty-seven-year-old fat whore of a manipulative redneck-turned-furfag from Pike County, KY who allegedly suffers from severe ~~unwarranted self-importance~~ “bipolar disorder.” When she isn't in search of some hot, steamy incestious murr-purr on Furcadia with her occasionally underage characters, she's either back-stabbing her 'friends' or asking her watchers on FurAffinity for free art of her cliché characters so she doesn't have to spend her hard-earned welfare money.

Sue Parsons

Sueboo's list of likes and dislikes, with FGAS. Of course, this list wouldn't be complete without *food*.

Sueboo — as well as her innumerable aliases and identities (since bans were repeatedly reimposed on her for being financially incompetent when commissioning multiple artists at a time) — lives and breathes for digital prostitution. To sum this up: Sueboo will cyber with any acne-riddled, basement-dwelling, glasses-donning, emotionally stunted half-wit if she's guaranteed to receive free art of her characters. Her talent and ability to immerse herself into in and out of their lives is truly an awe-inspiring display — and all while unconditionally infatuated with her long-distance partner— Neghiro! Oh, and did I forget to mention Sueboo has a myriad of online adoptive brothers — one of which being her ex-boyfriend — that she has sexual relations with? Whoops.

Who knows how long this has been going on for — but many a fool has been parted with his hard earned money, due to this gluttonous cock gobbling hambeast. She's got enough white knights in her voluminous assfolds to supply every chess table around the equator, which has nothing on the circumference of her gut. She considers herself a BBW. Oh yeah. All you chubby chasers better jump on this. She's a catch don't you know.

She will tell you every chance she gets that she's bipolar, when in reality, she's never been diagnosed, never been medicated, and never actually had it. What she has is a delusion that the entire universe revolves around her. The only similarities that she has with the center of the universe is the massive gravitational pull she has to food and cock.

She is a revolving door for friends and fuck toys. As soon as one group comes in, sooner or later, the oldest group gets thrown out, whether it's from something that the friend did to piss her off, or it's from seeing through the anal miasma that is Sueboo's bullshit and having enough. Either way, you don't wanna ride this emotional roller coaster of bullshit. New fuck toys, friends, and artists that are unfortunate enough to catch her eye, beware.

Sueboo lives for emotional manipulation, and seems to pull creatures much like herself into her clique. Her posse of emo, slutty wastes of air are a force to be reckoned with. But her emotional manipulation skills are untrained and easy to spot, thankfully. Never the less, be wary of dealing with her. She will find any excuse to begin a drama filled spat, because she's bored and can't discuss her feelings like a normal fucking adult.

She has recently begun to post up her art. If you need, there are tissues for the blood that is no doubt pouring from your eyes. The real issue comes from giving her any sort of helpful advice or critique. "I've worked so hard", "I think it looks good" and "All my friends like this" are often her go to phrases for when her art is "brutally attacked". She has no idea what the hell color theory is, as proven by her ever sparkledog-like color schemes for her and her friends. If she says she wants critique of her art, beware. She doesn't actually want critique. She wants her white knights to come and attempt to crawl up her massively stretched rectum to shower it with compliments. And know that if you are unfortunate enough to be in her friends list, and you don't automatically begin your spelunking, she'll fucking eat you.

Steer clear of this hambeast whore at all costs, if you value your sanity and your wallet.

Memorable Screenshots About missing Pics

What a manipulative BITCH.
"I'm sorry you have a life."
Her most faithful and beloved onii-san!
Doing what she does best: causing drama!
Spoiler: They're manipulated and crawl back to her.

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Wait... Is she talking about herself?
You will get a serious case of déjà vu if you read through her journals.

Artz!!

Sueboo's Characters About missing Pics

Another one, for her admirers.
Sue's totally kawaii and totally juvenile character, drawn by the talented Sapphirus!
Sueboo's most notorious character, Anika Beth Hynes. Now sold, due to "too much drama with the character."
… and the NSFW version, for all you chubby chasers.
Sueboo's fursona.