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Encyclopedia Dramatica:MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians
The Few, The Proud, The Brave. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some left with nary a farewell, others just fell off the map...all are missed.
- Blu Aardvark - Eaten to death by his own specially bred sporting dogs.
- BURK - Voted off the island by the EDF and was g-lined by Weev as a result. He is now stuck on Facebook posting misspelled emo rants and hipster prints.
- Chunkmunky and Crazyconan - One too many Dancing Sandwiches. Though Crazyconan's a kid...
- CreativeUsername - Lost e-battle with Zaiger.
- Endedrural - ED’s own rainbow yoshi. He was sacrificed after jumping off a cliff in order for Mario to reach the other side.
- Finney - Rumored to have found her perfect woman.
- Fiskie - It just didn't feel the same since the site split from the .com domain. Moved on, doing own projects now. If you knew me, feel free to add me on Steam.
- Ghostlight - Purported to have gotten lost in his LiveJournal inbox buried under messages.
- IckleBee - Known as the Godfather of the deviantART articles of ED.
- Jawsome - Unfortunately entered into a healthy relationship and possibly graduated from Art School.
- Ket - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was An Tyrant.
- Mu - Fled the Tor cave for Switzerland, he was truly a cool bro.
- Paco - ED's token Beaner, Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the US economy took a crap.
- Pierced - Entered a wormhole in EVE Online, possibly stuck.
- PirateSmacK - PLEASE COME BACK!!!ONE1!11 ZAIGER MISSES U.
- PresidentMudkip
- Quasidan - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
- Ribo - Thought to be in Gitmo after being mistaken for Cho Seung Hui on the Virginia Tech campus.
- Ryan - v& due to botnet.
- Shika - School started
- Speedycat - He sure was speedy.
- Silivrenion - Became an Admin on ED.ch and deserted one week later after its creation (literally).
- Tfo - Last seen hate-fucking a nameless homeless man in Prague's backstreets.
- TylerRosenow - House overrun by bugs.
- Wattage - Wattage appeared on the ED:Map in late 2006 and immediately set about ræping the fuck out of the fledgling YouTube, trolling PeppermintPatti, Argent and Bravesgirl. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late 2007 after -rumour has it- finding God.
- Yiri - supposedly in an australian jail; this is an obvious lie by the government in order to cover the fact that he decimated the squad they sent to arrest him with his knife and vanished
- Zenophile - Turned out to be The Final Boss of Chanology, vanished without trace when Anon's forces were overrun by moralfags. Thought to be Agent Pubeit.
Zionistacat - Still trying to assemble a bookshelf in IKEA.Finally got the damn thing assembled and has returned to duty.
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