Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 20, 2014

Tornadoes

Tornadoes are one of God's most awe inspiring punchlines for the joke that is life. Known as the white man's yearly Katrina they spend their days grazing in open fields, filling Weather Channel specials, and killing everything in their path. While tornadoes can occur all over the world they are most commonly found loitering around trailer parks in Kansas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Nebraska and Alabama. Seeing as trailer parks have no resistance to wind the result is usually class-A ruin. After having their mobile homes leveled, GED lacking dumbfucks will often appear on camera to exclaim that they will rebuild their 20,000 dollar death trap. Making no attempt to move to a safer area these individuals are inevitably wrecked 10 years later by yet another twister. Ever since the movie came out starring "Game Over Man" Bill Paxton, foreigners have gained significant tornado-envy and will literally report dust devils as tornadoes. Retards.

Much like Cthulhu, tornadoes are massive towering entities of violent otherworldly destruction that will suck the life out of you. No other force on this planet, including niggers or even Juggalos, can top their ability to inflict death. Imagine something taller than the Empire State Building that can gracefully rape you with anything it happens to come across. Tornadoes are an essential part of the skylines of Oklahoma and Kansas.

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