Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 9, 2023

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
< Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>The PolishPrince at 17:28, 2 April 2023. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigationJump to search

Raptor Jesus (or is it Osiris Deinonychus?) is a 4chan meme consisting of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well, but this matters very little. The meme rose to fame when it became the 900,000th picture posted to /b/, only to have the moderators replace it with a much funnier image - a manga of a man with a donut on his genitals. Raptor Jesus never achieved the status of Happy Negro or Pedobear amongst the unsavories of /b/, but His "disciples" keep the faith alive in the Raptor Jesus Wiki BALEETED. Or at least they did until it got pwnt.

Raptor Jesus is the only true savior. When our lord rises again during The Velocirapture, heretics (which include [but not limited too] Jews, Christians, Muslims and atheists) and worshipers of TyrannoSatan (which include promoters of buttsecks and furrys) shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.


What have I missed?
 		TBA
2 days ago 		TBA
4 days ago 		Audrey Hale
6 days ago
Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/April_9,_2023&oldid=694158"