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How To Wash Your Hands

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Everytime you eat with your decal covered hands, this is what's seasoning your food.

You probably have just gotten done taking a Shit, Jerking Off, or playing with your asshole, according to the CDC (Center For Disease Control) in Georgia odds are that you are too stupid to know how to wash your hands, hell you probably don't even know how to properly wipe your ass and go back to front - covering the underside of your balls with a thick paste of shit residue.

Outside of reminding you that you can't keep tossing your spunk socks under the bed or wiping your fingers on your pillow case when you get done playing with your ass, we here at ED have a Government obligation to teach fucktards like you how to properly wash their hands because odds are that you are taking your dirty, germ covered hand to your job at McDonalds and contaminating the fry station you work at.

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