User:The Desert Fox/Mongolia

Mongolia is a country north of China and south of Russia which makes an unpleasant mixture between the two races which makes them look like Koreans with messed up faces Russian faces messed up faces. Mongolia is known for taking over the universe at least 100 years ago and should have been conquered by the Soviets but wasnt because nobody has an interest in taking over mountains. This is why Switzerland and Nepal are never conquered by anyone.

History

Mongolia was a huge land of shit full of faggot tribes who fought each other all the fucking time and went batshit insane on everyone. However, last Thursday a man named Kankis Khan became an hero and united the country and took over the world. After he destroyed a whole town, a mother asked him why he was doing this while he was eating her babies. He responded "I did it for the lulz", making him one of the earliest poneers of lulz.

China

Mongolia was the only country to ever take a dump on China. Ever. Chinese were so scared of Mongolia that they buiilt A HUGE FUCKIN WALL THAT WAS SO STRONG AND FUCKIN HARD TO DESTROY! Too bad it was made of straw. He then conquered Korea and killed Kim Il Sung and crossed the Sea of Japan on an elephant to conquer Japan. How a dumbfuck tribe can beat the strongest country ever? The world may never know.

Russia

The Russians always brag about how they beat everybody in every war they ever had. Well Mongolia fucked them too. Legend has it that Kenkis Khan opened up his asshole and all of Russia into it in 5 seconds, however, many experts say it was 8.

The Middle East

When Mongolia heard that there was a big wall of sand niggers in their way, they realised something. If they could pass the gr8 w4l 0f ch1n4, then what will be so hard with a wall of a bunch of people who explode at random? One mongol became an hero by approaching the wall of sand niggers and touched one. The sand nigger exploded, which then set off a chain reaction that went across the whole middle east. EVERY FUCKING TERRORIST BLEW UP! The Mongolians forgot one thing though, the Sunni Muslims were also terrorists. Sicne this took place in Iran, only the Shit Muslims blew up.

Europe

The Mongolians made it to France, but then they lost there. France defeated Mongolia, that was the end DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? THE MONGOLIANS LOST IN POLAND AFTER KENKIS KHAN DIED!!! FRANCE COULD NEVER DEFEAT SUCH STRONG PEOPLE ANYONE.