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Kovu 01

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Kovu 01 is a zoophile with mental instability issues and an overdose of AIDS. He frequents FanFiction.Net and writes stories for the Lion King fandom. His forums are renowned for being lulzbomb factories, in the same way that he is renowned for being the biggest lulzbomb of all time.

   
 
U Fuck With Me Fucktard...And I Fuck With U, Got It!
 

 
 

—Kovu 01, Internet brute

A Brief History of Failure

While Kovu's identification as a lolcow took place on the 13th of May, 2007, it is quite likely that he was trolled before then. However, his annoying tendency to delete fucking everything has rendered any chance of gathering historical lulz nearly zero. His official trolling began with reverse-text spam reviews that flooded his review boards.

!drater ,u2iaH

Worse was to follow. Just a few days later, Kovu realized he was being stalked by a "backwards" person.

The profile in question.

His friends realized the impending disaster and quickly warned him of the obvious. Before long, his forum was flooded with the typical conspiracy theories that characterize the creative process of retards.

The beginning of epic lulz.
Epic lulz.

Update, apparently

   
 
9/02/2010---But as of today, everything is fine and no other retards r bothering him(me)! U know, I think this page u made of me attracted extra attention as well, so the blame can be put on u as well...so stop FUCKING with me Fucktard!!
 

 
 

—Kovu 01 weighs in on this article after 2 years

Curiosity kills the Lion

Speared on by his aspierations, Kovu contacted the troll. This was the result:

In another declaration of his undying failure, Kovu proceeded to do nothing. The troll ran amok in his forums, fucking up over nine thousand conversations before progressing to story-spamming and getting banhammered.

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