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Be "funny" (note that fem-humor is quite different from actual humor. If you say something that is actually funny, the common slut will not be able to wrap her feeble brain around it and will be and appalled]).

Be "smart" (note that fem-smart is different from actual intelligence. Women lack the ability to think abstractly, so if your completely relevant point doesn't help her with her sixth-grade level math course - then you are weird and not smart.)

Feign interest in whatever shitty band she is listening to (while you may have extensive knowledge of music theory, that fact is negated because she doesn't know what music theory is and doesn't care).

Flirt - Yes, flirting is essentially lying and a completely transparent way of saying "I want to fuck you" that any logical male can see through - and though you have a firm grasp on Wittgenstein's concept of language games, bitches do not care about what a Wittgenstein is, so play the game.

Roofies - roofies always work.

Never talk about current events, technological breakthroughs, philosophical concepts, or anything that doesn't directly appeal to a woman's everyday life (hair, clothes, celebrity babies, gossip, cute boys, her illogical emotional feelings).

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<typicalgirl16> hey i was with Jessica when she read your message. not cool at all.
honestly who are you kevin? you surprise me

<Logical Male> My understanding of her was one such that I thought that she was of
the sort that wouldn't freak out about it, and that she would read the note I
tagged her in (where I satirized myself for doing that, and explained why I did it),
and she would in turn troll me back

<Logical Male> in addition a friend of mine said the following to me today,
"if shit is awkward with people, maybe it's just because you're not a good match."

which i extended and applied to Jessica as such:

someone capable of thinking some banal conversation about nothing is awkward and
if I didn't think said conversation was awkward, then maybe it's because it's not
a good match. Because of the way that I think, which is such that it is consistent
only in that i can understand through reason any sort of action, is such that one
who cannot, is not one who would be able to tolerate me.

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<typicalgirl16> ...(thinking about boiz and rainbows)...
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<Logical Male> though it was superficially "not cool", it had an underlying justification
which I thought she would get and in the case that she didn't, I provided access to
material that would allow her to "get it".

i understand that it was hasty for me to jump to such a conclusion and that we
live in a society that has underlying rules (or customs) that dictate behavior and
expectations (though I am not 100% clear on where I stand on that issue),
but it is important to me to assert that I wasn't being 100% dick

<typicalgirl16>I dunno, it sounds a lot like philosophical bs. Which it is.
Your little experiments always go way to far. Its not cool or different in a
progressive way or anything. And about your remark about my internet use.
you're right, i don't know shit about the internet because i have other hobbies
that are far more beneficial. And if you would have trolled me, I probably wouldn't
talk to you anymore because you would say hurtful things that are true. You may
not think i know anything but i do know that this kind of behavior will get you
nowhere in life. your career will be shit, your friendships will suffer and maybe
even your family will abandon you. its just social suicide and i am so over
destructive behavior. its just immature. I know you are having a grand old time and
taking this all in like some pretentious po-mo snob but you are in fact are backward.

<Logical Male>what you're saying anti-intellectualism in action.

it wasn't an experiment, it was something i did and when i realized i did it out of
passion and not reason, I openly admitted to the world that I am retarded and have been
retarded on many occasions where i have let passion and not reason determine my actions.
All of which was done through satire.

i had to phrase the message to you as i did to make I was absolutely clear and to give
you a logically valid explanation of why i did what i did. you responded with opinions
which, whether or not they are true, make for a logically flawed argument -- which doesn't
really hold any water upon analysis. again i am not questioning the validity of your claims,
every one might be 100% true, but the key word there is "might" whereas I left no room for
ambiguity by providing a sound argument.

On a side note, the internet drives the entire contemporary world

And voila, one uses as a way to [http://worldselectshop.com/?id=9361 checkmate|intellectually checkmate] his opposition.

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