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Beyblade
Beyblade, known in Japan as Babe Laid, or perhaps most accurately Gay Blade (that's so clever because you replace "bey" with "gay" and those two words sound alike so it's a very effective way of calling beyblade gay!) is a censored Japanese hentai anime about Muslim rape and kids playing with EXTREME Jew. In Japan it is one of the most successful hentai series ever, in the United States it is meant for a far younger public. To make it up, 4kids has added a furry to the series. We're not quite thankful, but the thought is supposed to count. The series was developed and created by Takao Aoki and was originally a comic before Satan had the awful idea of turning it into a television series. The first season had a whole 51 episodes, which means that people in Japan will literally watch anything as long as it involved large-eyed characters and some sort of machinery they use to beat each other to death with.
Story
None. No seriously, there is no developing story. But since we're all friends in a very homophilic way.
There's one guy named Tyson. He's an emo with a top given to him by a Muslim. Since his top can't cut, he trains with his best friend Max, who also happens to be a Muslim. All of the sudden a nerdy boy from the Lulz club comes around and asks to join them. A furry and a ninja will join soon after the nerd. They just keep training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and the game training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training...
The story pretty much revolves around a group of Nazis known as Bladebreakers. They want to win the World Beyblading Championship, because the entire world apparently has nothing better to do than play with gay little toys. Tyson is the main character and he enters this championship to show how good he is at beyblading. He eventually beats some chink named Kai and they later have hot buttsecks and decide to take their faggotry on the road. They travel to China where they are run over by tanks. The rest of the plot consists of them buttfucking opponents from around the world to be BAYBLADE MASTAS! Then they get to Russia, and as it what is usually the case with Russia, they meet the most evil beybladers in the world. They then realise that an evil corperation called BIOVOLT was really controlling them with special Soviet war technologies. They beat the evil corperation and become BAYBLADE MASTAS!
V-Force
THis is what happens when enough dumbfucks watch a shitty show. Like Lost, it gets another season because network executives aren't quite satisfied with wiping their ass with 20 dollar bills. Basically all the little shitheads from the last one get gangraped by more evil beybladers. They then find out a giant robot was behind it all but the robot was apparently once human but thinks being a robot makes him happier. He then gets beat by Tyson who goes into a long monologue that tells everyone something about being happy and how you don't need to be a robot to be successful in life. The moral of the story is really to not black person
Successful
Sounds boring huh? But why is this series so popular in Japan? It's because we can't enjoy the full delight of this awesome series, since 4kids has taken the courage of turning this awesome hentai series in a series for children and Michael Jackson. Babe Laid (ですですですですです in Japanese) actually has a story, though noone knows what it's about, since noone can read Japanese in this modern age. Otaku's were trying, but they'd rather watch Naruto and Cardcaptor Sakura. The awesome lulz will never be seen on the western shore, not even through the almighty internets. The original catch phrase for show was "Go Shoot", but was replaced with "Let it Rip", to avoid references to school shootings.
Rating
- Action: The action brings you back to the old days where tits were not yet invented and tops were as cool as Judas Priest is now. Also, plenty of montages to go with the training and training and training... Not to mention dumb shouting at pieces of spinning plastic shit to move them around.
- Lulz: None, 4kids has erased all the lulz and replaced them with an additional character.
- Gayness: A group of 5 men, and that means ONLY MEN, who play with spinning tops and get critically hurt when playing with them. Sounds like Muslim.
- Morals: The Power of Friendship! It can destroy more than the Nazi regime! Worth an expired coupon at Larry the Lulzy Laundrycleaner! Have a friend you faggot! Yeah right, they stole that shit concept from Yu-Gi-Oh, even though Beyblade was created before Yu Gi Oh.
See Also
- Yu-Gi-Oh - pre-pubescent kids speak with the voices of 50 year old alcoholics
- Pokemon - The same fucked up bullshit as yugioh. In the eyes of pokemon fans, yugioh is a terrorist supported cult full of nerds, molesters, and retarded little kids.
- Digimon - See above.
- Cardcaptor Sakura - Fucked up girly anime about a "magical girl" loli and her yellow, winged furry companion gather cards and try to avoid being raped by pedophiles
- Neon Genesis Evangelion - Emos kill people that don't believe in jesus or something
- Zoids - Giant fucking anime robots beating the shit out of each other.
- Gundam Wing - Robots, except not furries
- Daney21 - Dana Stillwagon (or "Daney21") gained Internet notoriety after she attempted to sell her children's Bayblade toys on eBay to punish them.
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