Adele

Adelephant was born in a Mcdonalds, known under the mononym Adele, is an English singer-songwriter. She is an epitome of white trash proven in part by her favorite form of relaxation: smoking. Her second favorite is eating sticks of butter while washing them down with glasses of what she thinks is fine red wine.

Her closeted lesbianism has inspired her music, encouraging fans to become fellow man-haters.