Angry Birds

Angry Birds is a shit game for your various mobile devices. This game, for some unknown reason, caused a shitstorm that shook the entire world of Macs. 16-Year-old girls are the ones who love this game so much because "Zomg it's so freakin addicting!!!1!". Somehow or another, this app became the most popular evar with millions of fanboys.

Concept art for gameplay

Angry Birds IRL

The Game Itself

The "Story"

Be prepared to be confused as fuck. The story begins with green pigs. These pigs obviously can't cook themselves for a yummy BLT, so the queen pig said, "Let's eat eggs!" All the other pigs were too retarded to realize how defensive birds are and said "Do it faggot!" So the pigs steal some eggs. Then, the shit hits the fan when the birds convert to superrage mode and bomb the shit out of them with their bodies. Why they don't reuse the dead bodies is stupid, but anyhow, they are just fucking birds. Eventually they birds win but the pigs don't die even when they get blown the fuck up. Then the pigs steal the eggs again using some convulted wiley coyote scheme because they didn't learn from the last time because they are godamn birds, faggot.

TL;DR - The story is shit and confusing.

Gameplay

This is a bit more simple. You have a slingshot. You have to kill the pigs with birds fired from said slingshot. However, this is too easy. The pigs had a shit-ton of wood leftover from God-knows-what so they built over 9000 fortresses. Therefore, just like Darwin said, the bird evolved to kill pigs. However, this is shit because these birds have lost the ability to fly because they appear to have no wings and are as round as yo momma.

The specific bird types are:

• Regular bird: can't do shit, obviously
• Multi-bird: breeds supah fast and splits into 3. Still cant do shit. Asexual.
• Fast bird: is high on meth and heroin. Flies fast, but even still can't do shit.
• Bomb bird: just like the sandies, these birds suicide bomb and actually CAN do shit
• Bomber bird: the aboves more pussy of a cousin. Lays eggs. Does minor shit.
• Boomerang bird: is from Austria and (gasp) can't do shit
• Fat bird: is fat. Will gang rape the entire screen.

Trolling

There is no possible way to troll the game itself, for the game is a troll. It will present before you a seemingly impossible level, which will consume up to 10 minutes (and hopefully ONLY that much time). This is because there is always one, tiny, pussy of pig that will hide, and then laugh at you when you fail. Then, after completely giving up, you find a website to give you a level walkthrough. You think, "Oh god, I am a retard for not doing that in the first place!" Then, after following the instructions on said website, you still fail, and pigs resume laughing at you with their troll faces on.

Then, for fanboys, it's easy as hell. Either say "the x bird sucks" and/or "Angry Birds is a shameless and blatant rip-off of Boom Blox" and watch the hate roll in. Its not much different that most fanboism.

You can however, troll the angry birds forums (http://www.angrybirdsnest.com/forum/) which are not usually trolled.

Merchandise

The company that shat out the game one day had a brilliant idea: "Let's get more fucking money!" And so, Angry Bird plush toys and T-shirts were born.

Fun fact: many T-shirts rape the Internet even more by putting "Om Nom Nom" on them.

See Also

Farmville is another terrible game that caused a shitstorm.

The Official Website

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