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Pyrocynical

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'BREAKING NEWS!!
PYRO JUST GOT BANNED FROM TWITTER!
AGAIN
The furry paintbrush himself.

Niall, better known as Pyrocynical, is a 19 year old scouse Britfag fatfur, who is mostly known for making long and boring as fuck commentary videos on Jewtube. He started off copying other people by doing unfunny montage parodies. After montage parodies started to die out, he began copying LeafyIsHere. Being the basement-dweller that he is, he mostly relies on making bland as fuck memes that will die faster than a Mayfly.

When he is not making videos, Pyro can usually be found jacking off to obese furry porn.

The kind of shit he makes

Pyro just makes videos that other people are making. Like the lazy fuck that he is, he tries to copy other Youtubers who are less annoying than him, so obviously the quality is pure shit, and anyone with a common sense should stay the fuck away.

The first thing Pyro did when he started his Youtube channel was jump on the montage parody bandwagon. Some people consider this as the small boost that led to his popularity, as well with other things, although to be honest he didn't really bring anything new. His videos were quite generic, yet they were quite funny (before the meme got stale), and gained millions of views.

Commentaries

In the time where montage parodies were starting to get old, Pyro had to change his videos. He decided to start copying his secret boyfriend Leafy's style. He does have some qualities which are different. Instead of sounding like a 13 year old who is whispering with the mic firmly inserted down his throat, as to not wake up the parents when trying to rape his younger sibling, he sounds like a 13 year old who had his balls dropped. He also heard about the bad stuff Leafy did (like making a fat aspie cry), so he left, in the description, something like "don't hate him, but I can hate him because I'm joking".

The "funny" moments which are scattered around the channel

While he was transitioning from montage parodies, and a little bit recently, he sometimes has funny moments. These usually consist of him making stupid voices, or he and his friends telling inside jokes.

Face Reveals

Pyro is one of the famous youtubers who have not officially done a face reveal. There are some pictures of (visually) the same person, who fans sort-of accept it as his face. He also tweeted a video of what it looks like to be the person who some fans accept as him brushing his teeth.

His Furry Side

Not surprisingly, Pyro is a huge furry who hasn't fully come out of the closet yet, as the whole thing was implied when his avatar depicted a gay bird known as Mordecai from a supposed animated "comedy" show, then it was Mordecai wearing an obey hat smoking a blunt and wearing deal-with-it glasses, then it was Mordecai making a weird ass smile or some shit. He then changed his profile picture to an anthropomorphic fox known as Foxy, from Five Nights at Freddy's. He then changed his profile picture to be the same animal just in another position. Here are all his profile pictures explains a lot, doesn't it?


His leaked nudes

January 20 saw the release of pyrocynicals nudes on 4chan, the op being a retard and decided to leak them from his friend. A series of images proving it was real but the retard still didnt give out much information on who sent them it other than theyre a friend of pyro. The person who sent the nudes however, from several images and hints was either Hyojin or Ifunnymicheal. It is likely to be both as OP mentioned both, which, if he wasn't retarded he wouldnt have.



File:PYROS NUDES.png

Moreso, his group of friends on Twitter consists of furry artists like 'Triloomy' and 'Hyojin', who regularly draw pictures of Pyro and his friends, some of which are questionable or NSFW.

Soft of retirement of being a furfag

while pyro's oc is still a fur fuck who is totally not foxy and still would fuck foxy if he could and the fact he never really said he is a furry (but everyone in the world knows he is) pyro only uses his OC as his pfp,maybe he was never a furry HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

His Porn Folder

See Also

External Links

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