Daniel Cicciaro

Daniel Cicciaro (aka: Dano) was from the mean streets of Miller Place, Long Island, New York, who ended up on the business end of a .32-caliber handgun in the summer of 2006 after forming a lynch mob to string up his black person friend who had supposedly threatened to e-rape another friend's little sister.

Dano was also a member of a 'car club' called, "The Blackout Club" -so named because they want to cleanse their predominantly white Long Island town of the Chinese.

Bebo Claims Another Victim

According to the old media, this incident was precipitated by a series of threats sent by Aaron White through MySpace bulletins and messages where he allegedly told the loli sister of another friend he was going to stick it in her pooper. Daniel and his posse - The Blackout Club - b& Aaron White from a birthday party they were all attending. Deciding that depriving Aaron of the free chikkunz and malt liquor at the party wasn't enough, they proceeded with a bit of light hearted shenanigans as they chased Aaron back to his house. The group later was faced with a lengthy debate over who should receive Aaron's extra loot bag.

	“	You're acting like a black person!!11one	„
	—Daniel Cicciaro

Upon arriving at Aaron's house, the group, now dressed in their Halloween ghost costumes, got into an IRL flame war with Aaron's father John White. The elder White however knew that defending the honor of white wimminz is fucking serious business to white people, and rolled out his crib strapped wif' his gat.

The ensuing confrontation has been summarized in IRC log format for your convenience.

<JWhite> Excuse me wtf r u doin?

<Dano> IT'S LYNCHING TIME!

<JWhite> brb, gun

<Dano> STFU NIGGER!

<JWhite> If you don't GTFO my lawn, I'm going to b& you from IRL.

<Dano> You're not going to kill me! I'm behind 7 proxies n00b, I dare you to try modfag!!

Error: Closing Link: Dano[[email protected]] (User has been permanently banned from life (HEAD SHOT!!!))

OOPS!

In the end it turned out that it was a big misunderstanding, and that they were all victims of yet another MySpace hoax. Apparently a bff of Aaron's had hax'd his MySpace account and spammed that loli's comment page with black person dongs and promises of sweet sweet chocolate loving, ostensibly doin' it for the lulz. Unfortunately for Daniel he had already quit IRL 4EVER, and black person White was subsequently charged with and convicted of second degree manslaughter.

King of teh Nigras

Now, Al Sharpton the self-proclaimed King of teh Nigras, is fighting the situation to defend all Nigras by claiming this to be a racial issue and /r/ing full /b/lackup at the Riverhead Courts to demand a retrial.