Amipregnant

This is just in case your pregnancy test doesn't come with instructions

A notorious sink-hole for sex newbies.

Amipregnant ostensibly exists "to help you understand your body and what is happening to it." It is truly difficult to try and encapsulate just what makes Amipregnant special - it is gestalt; more than the sum of its parts. (Which are fat girls who, at the age of twelve, just lost their virginity)

Users

The people who post in Amipregnant fall into two categories:

• Those who believe it is their duty as women to help women. These righteous crusaders dedicate their valuable time to determining whether or not you might be pregnant based on whatever ridiculously irrelevant information you give them.
• Those who need help because they sniff paint. Seriously.

We can understand what the vaginal warriors of Amipregnant deal with on a daily basis through this excerpt from the community's userinfo:

	“	If you are experiencing extreme pain and/or heavy unexplained bleeding, do not post - go to the emergency room or call 911 immediately.	„
	—apparently, people do need to be told this

Recent Drama

In October 2005, the fat middle aged Jew moderator DinDin removed the original founder of the community, Justin Belieber Testarossa, from the moderating team on account of dumbassery and putting little hearts in front of her questions.

As with any good drama, a number of LJ Abuse reports were filed on both sides and the new moderators were forced to create a second community for idiots who can't take a pregnancy test, Am_I_Pregnant.

Elitists

Am_I_Pregnant's userinfo reveals that it is staffed by elitist fascists who disallow any opinions other than "Yes, you're pregnant" and "No, you're probably not". In addition they disallow fundamental freedoms such as drama, harassment, and netspeak.

They also expect you to thank each and every person who responds to your post.

Trolling

Amipregnant and Am_I_Pregnant recently shut their doors to the amateur troll -- posts are moderated, and the number of moderators has been increased. In addition to this, the community now has strict posting guidelines so that posters do not simply ramble on about their erect nipples.

As a result, trolling opportunities exist only as expertly disguised parodies, or simply joining the community and telling everyone -- regardless of circumstance - that they're pregnant. (You will be banned for this, despite it conforming precisely to the rules stated in the userinfo)

Am I Pregnant?

This is what you should do if you're pregnant

Yes, you're pregnant.

What do I do?

You should have an abortion. You should also join teenmommies immediately.

External Links

Amipregnant
Am_I_Pregnant
Awful Link of the Day, one reason the community is heavily moderated