Garchomp

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Man the fucking harpoons!!

Lord of all cunts and personal pet of JAWSUS, Garchomp is the epitome of rage amongst Poke'Fags. It is quite possibly the single most rage-inducing motherfucker in the metagame, among other things. Known for its extremely overpowered Attack stat and near lack of weaknesses, Garchomp is quite possibly the most overused of all Dragon-types.

The Shitstorm Appears

Hailing from a land of desolate terrain and poverty, Garchomp was the hell-wrought omen of destruction for all. It was said to bring with it death and destruction (complete with a sandstorm for some reason). Garchomp's rise to popularity began with its introduction by the pedophile blonde bimbo champ of the Sinnoh Region, and continued with introductions of stats and strategies by the fags on Smogon. Needless to say, its addition was a heralding of butthurt and clusterfucks of newfags wanting to finally break off that losing streak that had been haunting them since they descended into the faggotry that was Pokemon.