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Cabinet
A cabinet is a useful thing men should be able to build.
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Benny !kP.KNeFYks 02/13/12(Mon)17:13 No.11138485
>be at home in garage
>building a cabinet, working up a sweat
>girlfriend walks in, watches for a bit, mirin' dem practical skills
>clearly turned on (all bitches are the same, they all love typical manly work)
>ask her for a drink
>comes back wearing a french maids outfit, holding a coffee
>she DEFINITELY wants to fuck
>down the coffee, carry her up to bedroom
>begin pre-sex procedure
>realize I left the condoms in my bag from the day before
>go back downstairs naked, semi flapping from side to side
>grab condoms
>about to head back upstairs
>notice I left the garage door open
>ponder my cabinet for a bit, decide I need to sand the sides down further
>lose track of what I was doing
>end up sitting at the computer, surfing /fit/
>girlfriend comes downstairs about 10 minutes later
>asks what the fuck I'm doing
>'Hmm? Oh, just loo- Oh god what, sorry honey, completely forgot about you.'
>She's angry as fuck
>I take my chances. 'So... You still fancy that dicking?'
>She flips the fuck out, stomps back upstairs
>I'm bursting out laughing at this point. 'SO? RAINCHECK THEN?'
>no answer
>shrug, resume looking at /fit/, then /diy/
>pick up some tips on bevelling
AND IT WAS THE BEST DAMN CABINET I EVER MADE.