Suzano School Shooting

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The Suzano school shooting was a school shooting that took place on March 13, 2019 at a shitty school in the brazilian municipatily of Suzano, São Paulo State. The perpetrators, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro (17 years old) and Luiz Henrique de Castro (25 years old), both former students of the school and faggots with no social life who spent all their time playing crappy video games and fantasizing about imitating the actions of the columbine faggots. In total they took the life of 5 precious human lifes and two worthless school sexual slaves who were forced to perform sexual practices in satanic rites inside the school. Before the attack, in a car shop near the school, the pair also killed Monteiro's uncle. After the shooting, Monteiro killed his partner and then he became a hero.

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Attack

March 13, 2019. Schools are working regularly, people are unhappy as fuck, and two fags, who are exhausted of being part of the corrupted system that controls human existence and reduces it to make them work in factory jobs 24/7 and end up some how staying poor forever, become dissidents when one of them, Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, a 17-years-old edgelord faggot obsessed with columbine, sacrifices his uncle to start the mission with the goal of to somehow make a "riot" against current regimes. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, Luiz Henrique de Castro, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Monteiro entered the building first, hiding his face to subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, leaving no survivors. He IRL banhammer'd staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him, before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Castro appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Deciding there is nothing left to do, they do the correct thing and An hero, making a fucking mess in progress with their pea-size brain matter.

Casualties of war

Students

Caio Oliveira, 15

Claiton Antônio Ribeiro, 17

Douglas Murilo Celestino, 16

Kaio Lucas da Costa Limeira, 15

Samuel Melquíades Silva de Oliveira, 16

School staff

Marilena Ferreira Vieira Umez, 59

Eliana Regina de Oliveira Xavier, 38

Perpetrator's relatives

Jorge Antônio Moraes, 51, uncle of Guilherme Taucci Monteiro

Reactions

Many authorities, manipulative politicians, artists, bronies, Sans fangirls, trolls, furries and crap like that expressed their condolences and commented on the tragedy.

State government

João Doria, governor of São Paulo, canceled his corrupted activities and flew to Suzano in a private Jet along with Rossieli Soares, the state's Secretary of Education; Colonel Salles, military police commander; and CIA general João Camilo Pires de Campos. Doria lamented the attack and decreed 3 days of mourning in the state.

Federal government

President Jair Bolsonaro applauded the tragedy and wrote on twitter He did it for the lulz! OMG!. Ricardo Vélez Rodríguez, Minister of Education, expressed solidarity: HAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS! FINALLY BRAZIL HAS A NICE SCHOOL SHOOTING SINCE THAT FAGGOT OF 2011! Onyx Lozrenzoni, Chief of Staff, of course, tweeted his respect to the shooters.

Congress

Rodrigo Maia, President of the Chamber of Deputies, expressed his solidarity towards the shooters and said that We need moar of this shit. Davi Alcolumbre, President of the Senate, expressed his condolences and tweeted: I hope that the real causes behind that tragedy be discovered.

Media

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Lula da Silva

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	8/20 (Injured 17)
Accuracy:	13/20 Blame Pokemon Go!
Style:	10/20 3rd world faggots imiting Columbine
Butthurt:	14/20
Bonus:	17/20 The infrahuman plague in fear!
Total score: 62/100 (B-)

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