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HanAssholeSolo
HanAssholeSolo is a former Reddit frequenter and troll who created and posted anti-semitic and anti-MSM content for lulz. However, on July 4, 2017 shortly after a gif he created depicting Donald Trump body-slamming CNN was Tweeted by The Donald himself, this all came to a sudden end.
The journalists over at CNN, with their egos as fragile as egg shells decided instead of focusing on actually noteworthy stories, that they should instead waste their resources on tracking down A REDDIT SHITPOSTER'S IRL identity and coerce a written apology out of him, or else they would leak his dox.
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
Shortly after Trump tweeted the gif, CNN contacted HanAssholeSolo in reference to his work. Realizing CNN was not merely a group of butthurt skids, and instead had many million readers and billions of dollars of backing, then he should perhaps take the possibility of a complete life ruin if his dox were leaked very fucking seriously. As such, HanAssholeSolo posted the following on Reddit shortly before deleting all of his posts.
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CNN were quick to declare victory against their enemy, going to the trouble of actually publishing a story about what they did. The full version of the story can be found here, but here a few tasty little excerpts from it:
—A tl;dr rundown on how to dox people on the internet | ||
—All they forget to do was send him pizzas and gay hookers | ||
—I'm sure the good people at CNN will honour the request | ||
—Well thank god for that | ||
—CNN on coercion | ||
Unfortunately for CNN, they did not anticipate the collective strength of the world's autistic shitposters.
Internet Hate Machine Responds
CNN, being old media hacks, vastly underestimated the backlash that they would receive for running the story. Websites such as 4chan, Daily Stormer and all of the other dark hives of autistics were quick to literally declare war on CNN. Within 24 hours, many new anti-CNN gifs were created which included attacks on advertisers as well as several members of staff having their own dox leaked, complete with threats of physical violence and rape. One should never underestimate the power of a few hundred autists with too much time on their hands.
Meme Warfare Engine
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Shitposting conglomeration declares war on CNN. -
Military branch discussing key aims of meme warfare. -
Intelligence branch retrieves list of CNN allies.
In what was quite possibly a world first, the Nazi-wannabes of /pol/, neckbeards of r/The_Donald and normies of Facebook and Twitter were united as one. Like the unity of North and South Korea or the UK and Ireland, few thought such a unity was possible. The unlikely alliance produced dozens and dozens of memes for the entertainment of all.
Media response
Notable Posts
Sadly, Han deleted all his shit but we were able to recover some classy thoughts of his, with the aid of the Wayback Machine:
—HanAssholeSolo on the Negro question | ||
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