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Future (rapper)

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Who Iz Future the Rapper?

Future or "Fuchua" is you typical nigga rapper, he raps about typical nigga things such as Karz, m0n1e, cloze, and hos. He is also revered as a God to dumb black people (aka Niggas) when a nigga isn't listening to his awful music there trying to "Downlode hiz mucuk" but surprisingly this nigga made front cover in XXL magazine in which he was a top 10 freshmen which proves that maybe Hip-Hop iz dead "Can i git a Aman" anyone?.

Rise to Fame

He released one shitty southern song called "Tony Montana" and niggaz went crazy.

"Oooh dis ma shit" says one happy random nigga.

After the Stanky Booty Gorilla Noise called "Tony Montana" was dropped he soon began to release other pieces skat that niggas call music.

This man is considered a God to dumb black people all over America.

Future's Music

His music can found anywhere on the Internet generally because niggas have a "Hard tyme findin it" so to hear Future's God-awful Music type in "Future Astronaut Chick" here [1] and listen to the madness and if you can withstand it (Your a nigga) follow some of the other links to his shitty music.

XXL 2012 Freshman

Future somehow made it on to XXL's top ten freshmen list, along with some other Wigger and Nigger People, everyone else sounded ok, but bricks were shat by the "True" hip-hop community when he was announced as a Freshmen.

A group of wigger and Niggers but our Nigger of the hour is to the left wielding the golden monkeny wrench (Typical Black people) Can i Git a Aman?

Next Monday was the 2012 freshman cypher now the cypher sounded cool typical sounding lyrical hip-hop rapp in till our friend Future turn came up and mour bricks were shat.


Where Iz Future Now?

Future is somewhere in a distant far off land known as the trapp making moor music for his niggaz in a struggle, for moor music on Future visit your local Barber Shop, Black friends house, and BET (Black Entertainment Television).

I Luv Fucha's Muciz Where Can I Find Moor?

Your a dummy phuck thats look for moor music you can relate to, check out Youtube and type in any thing with Future (The rapper dumb phuck) Rick Ross, Chief Keef, Soulja Boy.


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