Dianna Kirkland

Meet Dianna Kirkland. Not only is she now the best thing on Twitter, but all video evidence clears her. Bruno Mars, Dane Cook, The Rock, and Seth Green are just some of the folks privy to this.

From Distonal

Not much is known about Kirkland, other than:

Tabitha and her relatives did something, and now “they die”
when that happens, she will gloat and let the money roll right in
she is not a pedophile, she likes only adult men
video footage clears her of, I guess, that last point, and her favorite celebrities should be aware of this
she’s written some sort of comedy screenplay called Detonate and she wants Rob Lowe to star in it

she loves to write reviews, chat on forums, and leave comments that include all of the aforementioned talking points… have fun with that. In one comment, she links Matchbox 20′s Rob Thomas to Tabitha

there are other cool tweets that have nothing to do with the video evidence, her relatives, the forthcoming money, or the United Nations (“Lmfao at start of armagedden- saddam hussein is bombing us” “Ice cream” “The movie the karate kid is on abc family”)