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Ashley Van Haeften (aka Fæ) is a member of Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees and also happens to be a perverted hard gay leather slave, kinky soft-core porn uploader for Commons, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster. After surrendering his sysop privileges and being banned by ArbCom, Fæ resigned as chairperson of WMUK.

Sockpuppetry

One of his many socks, "Ash", was notable for expanding the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). Anyone who happens upon his vomit-inducing, kinky porn uploads and so much as dares to complain about their melting eyes will typically receive copious accusations of homophobia from a shocked & appalled Ash / Fæ. He also promoted his husband by creating a Wikipedia article for him. At the Wikipedia Review, Fæ was busted for plagiarism. His refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at WMUK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia.

Fae and this article

 
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Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)
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Fae loves the existence of this article. Because he is a massive attention whore, this article serves as proof that he is a victim of homophobia. This view does not take into account that most of the ED staff are fags.

Cover-ups

Deleted Article

Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian followers deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is embedded below. You decide.

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Known accounts

Fae, showing his middle aged spread
Faaaaabulous at London Pride in 1991

See also

  • Sam Blacketer – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.

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