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Lilypichu
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Lilypichu (powerword: Yuri Kim) is a repugnant Asian camwhore whose main source of income is exploiting ronery weeaboos on /a/ by e-begging for manga and plushies to expand her ever-growing hoard. As a YouTube partner, she produces a series of anime-related voice-overs that would leave any sane member of society pondering how anyone could find them enjoyable. Sadly, this does not hold true for the thousands of weeaboos on the internet that she gets off on scamming, typically on the basis that her parents dislike her (as she is 21 and remains living at home).
The Korean War
The place is YouTbe, 2011. The NCF is beginning an internet-wide crusade against bronies. The trolls' weapon of choice at this time was false DMCA claims against the YouTube videos of prominent bronies. Eventually, our humble lulzmongers stumbled upon a minorly popular YouTuber by the name of Nyanners. Calling a council of war, the NCF quickly identified Nyanners as a weeaboo attention whore and one of the hated channers. Nyanners' channel was quickly brought down by the DMCA-hammer, and the anguished cries of weeaboos could be heard across YouTube. In the sea of flames directed at the NCF, one stood out: a complaint on the Google Help forums by a user named "ririki". The Crook Force quickly identified this user as another "amateur voice actress" by the name of LilyPichu. Retaliation would be swift and brutal.
Never expecting to have to be concerned about lulz-starved black homosexuals, LilyPichu made the unfortunate mistake of using the same name for everything for about a decade. The trolls quickly found an email account that was linked to a name and cellphone number in New Jersey. The following call was all the confirmation the NCF needed:
<video type="dailymotion" id="xx0c0r_ring-ring-lilypichu_latino" width="300" height="300" desc="OH BOY GOSH" frame="true" position="center" allowfullscreen="true"/>
LilyPichu had been doxed. With her IRL contact information leaked to thousands of sex-starved 4chan nerds and her overbite now visible to the entire tubes, Lily staged a fighting retreat, backed by countless white knights and police threats.
IRC
In addition to a wide collection of voiced-over stolen anime, Lily owns and operates a channel on weeb-hub Rizon that is a common target for dongforce floods and abuse, particularly from Lily's #1 fan mc.
Good job opers
Unnerved by her previous internet misadventures, Lily has likewise surrounded herself with untrollable computer experts. See for yourself:
[19:47] * Salt sets ban on *!~lol@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP [19:47] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (radek_jones) [19:48] * Now talking on #lilies [19:48] * Topic for #lilies is: ★ Lilies, where everyone can be a little girl! ★ Rules: http://pastebin.com/mDuGUrCL ★ RaidCall: 5441804 ★ Spidey78 is SOPA ★ [19:48] * Topic for #lilies set by [email protected] (Mon Jan 21 21:12:05 2013) [19:48] * Salt sets ban on *!~bismillah@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP [19:48] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (radek_jones)
[21:23] * Slat sets ban on *!*@hackforjes.us [21:23] <AnnaChii> AWWWW LILY [21:23] * You have been kicked from #Shurelily by Slat (Slat) [21:25] * Now talking on #Shurelily [21:25] * Topic for #Shurelily is: The topic for #Shurelily is: Todays Show: BAAILEVEN BROER | Ask Shu or Lily a question! http://www.formspring.me/shurelily | Website: http://www.shurelily.com | Tetris No Naku Koro Ni upon request | Order Pizza for greater Baylife | Updated channel rules here: http://pastebin.com/6NEXFN2H [21:25] * Topic for #Shurelily set by MajoBernkastel at Wed Apr 25 09:09:00 2012 [21:25] <AnnaChii> o.o [21:25] <DrSerbia> hi [21:25] <DrSerbia> sorry about whatever [21:25] <Wazuki> welcome back [21:25] <DrSerbia> my mistake, obviously [21:25] <AnnaChii> . [21:25] * Slat sets ban on #shurelily!*@* [21:25] * Slat sets ban on +b!*@* [21:25] * Slat sets ban on *!*@synIRC-3E64F66B.dyn.everestkc.net [21:25] <Slat> oops [21:25] <Shurelya> why ban = ( [21:25] <Wazuki> lol [21:26] <DrSerbia> yeah [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily) [21:26] <Wazuki> i don't even [21:26] <DrSerbia> what's the problem? [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily) [21:26] <Shurelya> can you not ban [21:26] <CanadaAotS> He should've been banned ages ago [21:26] <Tag_Dog> hi shu [21:26] <Jekiru> hi shu [21:26] <Wazuki> DrSerbia is an upstanding citizen [21:26] <Tag_Dog> lol [21:26] <DrSerbia> true [21:26] * #Shurelily :You are banned (#Shurelily) [21:26] <Tag_Dog> my ass [21:26] <AnnaChii> Shuuuu [21:26] <AnnaChii> >.< [21:26] <CanadaAotS> Does synirc have rules about ban evasion? [21:27] <CanadaAotS> Pretty sure if you catch him ban evading [21:27] * Slat removes ban on *!*@synIRC-3E64F66B.dyn.everestkc.net [21:27] <CanadaAotS> You tell an IRCOp [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on +b!*@* [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on #shurelily!*@* [21:27] * Shurelya removes ban on *!*@hackforjes.us [21:27] <CanadaAotS> and he's k-lined [21:27] <CanadaAotS> from the server [21:27] <SaberMami> he didnt do anythign wrong [21:27] <Shurelya> no need to ban [21:27] <CanadaAotS> ¯\_(?)_/¯ [21:27] <CanadaAotS> Just putting the information out there [21:27] <Wazuki> Shurelya you ready in game yet bro? [21:27] <DrSerbia> thanks, sabermami and shurelya [21:27] <Shurelya> np. [21:27] <Tag_Dog> slat [21:28] <DrSerbia> I haven't had the pleasure of conversing with either of you yet [21:28] <Tag_Dog> this is an abuse of power [21:28] <DrSerbia> but I don't think I did anything wrong either [21:28] <Tag_Dog> you just have to global ignore him [21:28] <DrSerbia> but don't get mad at slat [21:28] * Slat has quit (Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/) [21:28] <DrSerbia> I seriously doubt he's acting maliciously [21:28] <DrSerbia> [21:28] * Slat has quit (Quit: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia http://www.kvirc.net/) [21:28] <DrSerbia> can you guys say "meltdown"?
Let's check back in on the moderation of #lilies:
[19:51] * Spidey78 sets ban on *!~malik-sha@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP [19:51] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Spidey78 (malik_shabaaz) [19:51] * Now talking on #lilies [19:51] * Topic for #lilies is: ★ Lilies, where everyone can be a little girl! ★ Rules: http://pastebin.com/mDuGUrCL ★ RaidCall: 5441804 ★ Spidey78 is SOPA ★ [19:51] * Topic for #lilies set by [email protected] (Mon Jan 21 21:12:03 2013) [19:51] * Salt has quit (Quit: Gata goto choo choo tetsumusu~) [19:52] <Kwelity_yuki> fff [19:52] * Salt ([email protected]) has joined [19:52] * Rizon gives channel operator status to Salt [19:52] * Spidey78 sets ban on *!~lrn2ircfa@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP [19:52] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Spidey78 (rigsby) [19:53] * Now talking on #lilies
[17:05] <AnnaChii> but i had to go there [17:05] <Diplo> WHENEVER HE WALKS IN A ROOM [17:05] <AnnaChii> they gave me meds [17:05] * DarkDesu hugs AnnaChii. [17:05] <AnnaChii> it wasnt like [17:05] <AnnaChii> a huge ewmrgency [17:05] <AnnaChii> but like [17:05] <Pomf> Dark... [17:05] <AnnaChii> past few nights [17:05] <Pomf> What.. [17:05] <Pomf> are.. [17:05] <AnnaChii> ive been hurting myself
Surely, #lilies has this ban business sorted out by now....
[19:53] * Salt sets ban on *!~samlong@*.44729DF4.74435B0F.IP [19:53] * You have been kicked from #lilies by Salt (lrn_2_irc)
#lilies after dark
(04:49) Lilypichu: can i hentai moan for u (04:49) * Lilypichu curls. (04:50) * Reiz0r cuddles tiny curly Lilypichu again
E-Relationships
Foreverpandering
As is required of any serious YouTube attention whore, Lily has certain favorite boy toys. One of these is Foreverpandering, (Ken Ashcrop IRL). A furry and /v/irgin, Ken is just the type to put a good deal of time and effort into scoring some sweet e-celebrity poon.
See Also
- Cirno - A friend
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