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Black Supremacy

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Also known as Black Nazism, The term "black supremacy" is the term for various lulzy racist ideologies that say black people are superior to people of other races. Despite being very similar to white supremacy, believers of black supremacy hate whites and think that whites are the devil. Black supremacists are the victims of Trolling. At first black supremacists were the victims of Trolling IRL But after the invention of the internet, many more black supremacists spread the Lulz to the internet.

Beliefs

Black supremacists believe that White people were created from a rigorous breeding process by a black scientist named Yakub, who was born 6600 years ago, as soon as he was born he started creating white people, 6000 years ago the breeding process was complete.The scientist managed to create a pale faced, blue eyed person. The scientist and his white creations were then exiled from Africa, where the white people and the scientist made their way to the caves of Europe and mated with animals and lived like dogs. The white people then became strong and started to cause trouble on the earth.

   
 
We have been lied to all our LIVES! The black man was the first man! The black race started FIRST! White people are genetic mutants created by the EVIL DR. YACUB! An evil black scientist LED ASTRAY FROM THE WHITE DEVIL LUCIFER! IT WAS ALLAH THAT SENT MOSES TO GO HELP THE WHITE PEOPLE THAT WERE SO EVIL! DR YACUB THREW RADIOACTIVE WASTE ON A BLACK MAN, AND CREATED THE FIRST CRACKER! MOSES WAS SENT TO MAKE SOME WHITE PEOPLE GOOD! THE JEWS! AND THEY WENT BACK TO THEIR COUSIN FUCKING WAYS! IN 20 YEARS WE WILL GO BACK TO OUR DOMINANT ANCIENT FORM! AS APES! WE ARE APES AS ALLAH CREATED US! BLACK BROTHERS UNITE! APE POWER!!! GEORGE WASHINGTON KEPT A SLAVE HIDDEN THAT'S LINEAGE TRACED BACK TO THAT OF KING AKHENATON A BLACK PHARAOH! THE GREATEST BLACK MAN THAT EVER LIVED!
 

 
 

—Wallace Fard


Black supremacists believe that blacks lived in the area where the moon used to be, but the same black scientist that created the whites, drilled a hole to the center of the earth and made a big explosion to blow a chunk of the earth into the sky and that chunk was called the moon.

Origins

A light skinned black person named "Wallace Fard" started Preaching about black superiority and that all whites are the devil, He eventually gathered around 25,000 followers and they started worshiping and spreading his Ideology. In 1934, after 4 years of Epic trolling, he mysteriously disappeared possibly because he felt Troll's Remorse

Then Elijah Muhammad took over Wallace's operation and took the trolling to the next level, Elijah Muhammad slowly built up the membership of his movement through recruitment. His program called for the establishment of a separate nation for black Americans in the south and the adoption of a religion based on Islam and on the LULZWORTHY belief that blacks were God's chosen people.

While in prison for stealing Watermelons, Malcolm X was attracted to the Nation of Islam and decided to power level his way to being a smart black man. When he got out of prison, He quickly joined and raised through the ranks to become a prominent public speaker of black superiority. Eliijah Muhammad sent Malcom X to the city of Mecca to acquire more learning. The people in Mecca informed Malcolm that he had been fed a line of crap the whole time. Malcom X then raged because he found out that he had been trolled all his life, got mad, then decided to counter troll Elijah by setting up a new group.Members of Elijah's group got extremely butthurt and decided to get three of their high level members to Pwn Malcolm with a shotgun, and two people with hand guns, With a great accuracy rating. members of Malcolm's Pvp clan Bawwed and many lolz were had among eliijah's group. Later, The nation of Islam blamed Malcolm's death on a white person.


General Activities

  • Making up bullshit theories and bending the truth to make themselves feel special.
  • Not using the dictionary.
  • Getting their panties in a bunch whenever someone points out their bullshit.
  • Calling anyone who is smarter than them a racist. By this logic, even the kids on the short bus would be racist.

See Also

  • Nazi - The white people version
  • KKK - Another white person version