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Colonel McBadass
Colonel McBadass (aka TheVoice aka Harold Hall) is an obese, sociopathic pedophile who is known for having massive amounts of Unwarranted Self-Importance, constantly projecting his own personality flaws onto others, making death threats at the drop of a hat, and for stalking an underage girl simply because she called him out for being creepy. He also expresses a desire to be famous. Well, he became famous alright, but for all the wrong reasons.
TV Tropes
Colonel McBadass got his start on TV Tropes. He mostly spent his time whining about how statutory rape laws are unfair and how he should have the right to diddle any kiddy he wants. However, he did talk about this one time when he tried to be a vigilante.
A young girl named lolacat stumbled upon the statutory rape thread, got creeped out over how everyone wanted to abolish them, and chimed in:
Colonel McBadass replied:
Yes, he's actually telling an underage girl that her not wanting to be raped by a creepy man means she's "biased". lolacat reported him to the mods and he got permabanned. Of course, this is TV Tropes, so they also permabanned her because she was being mean to a pedo. Colonel McBadass got extremely pissed over this and proceeded to stalk lolacat across the internet because he's a deranged sociopath who is utterly incapable of just letting things go. While he was stalking her, he encountered Something Awful's TV Tropes thread where he found this comment from a guy named Roland Jones:
Colonel McBadass responded by making a video.
After he got torn apart in the comments, he took the video down. Luckily, someone managed to save it. Unfortunately, most of the other videos on his channel were lost.
The Fight with shinkaito
Colonel McBadass continued to bitch at people in the comments and continues to make death threats against lolacat. He was also constantly bragging about how strong he was and was challenging people to fight him. A YouTube user named shinkaito called his bluff by accepting his challenge for a fight. The Colonel made plans and told him to meet him at a middle school parking lot. shinkaito, wisely knowing that this creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children, offered to fight him at the Pheasant Branch Creek Conservancy instead. Colonel McBadass agreed, and proceeded to go on and on about how he was going to destroy him. When the day of the fight finally came, shinkaito brought along his video camera to make a record of the fight. So what happened? Did Colonel McBadass utterly destroy shinkaito like he said he would?
Oh wait, that's right. Colonel McBadass never showed up.
After being called out on his cowardice, Colonel McBadass disappeared off the face of the internet, never to be seen again.
TheVoice
Or so everyone thought. Instead, he simply changed his name to "TheVoice" and created a blog where he bitches and moans about every single internet person who wronged him and makes death threats against them, all mixed in with massive doses of projection, delusion, and unwarranted self-importance. He transmitted his messages to an empty house until he was discovered by 888chan. They saw how he was "campaigning" against "internet injustice and, seeing a great opportunity for lulz, offered to be his "villain". After some time of lashing out at their troll comments, he got scared and ran away. A mere one day later, he came back to his blog more defiant than ever. 888chan reminded him that Anonymous does not forget, so he got scared and ran away again. Thinking everyone left, he came back to his blog AGAIN, declared victory, and proceeded to go on and on about how he's going to prove all his detractors wrong.