Captain Nigga Defenda

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If it has pubic hair growing out of its head, all behavior must be defended no matter what.

We all know the type. A nigger behaves badly, psychotically, irrationally, or just plain stupidly in public (as is the norm) and someone has to put on the mask and cape and display the compulsive need to explain, justify, rationalize or just make excuses for the behavior of said nigger. Their often on Youtube, writing articles for the old media, blogging or marching/protesting before the brilliant minds of Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been dispatched to come to the aid of the miscreant.

Types of Nigga Defendas:

White Guilt Feeling Liberal Fucktard

Must find justification!

Even though this idiot has never owned a negroid or in any other way has been unkind or cruel to one, he or she still feels remorse for negroids that lived thousands of years ago and were owned by his/her ancestors or other white people and doesn't believe that Affirmative Action, welfare, and all the other handouts that the typical black person gets are enough. This feeling of guilt is not only strong enough to justify any behavior, it's also ample to cause him/her to take action of some sort.

I Cans Relates to That Nigga

Typically, this type of Nigga Defenda is a negroid that has a job with the old media (thanks to Affirmative Action). It sees one of its fellow sub-humans do something inexcusable and immediately begins writing an article to justify the stupidity. This article will, of course, be "liked" by many other Defendas using their Facebook accounts and hence be listed on Google News causing even more Defendas to "like" it.

Examples

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Recognizing stupidity makes you a racist.

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