English Defence League

The English Defense League (EDL) are a street protest organisation valiantly combating the overwhelming influx of insidious Islamic ways threatening to engulf the United Kingdom ever since football matches became too expensive and well policed for them to attend and give some cunt a good kicking. The EDL are often erroneously described as being racist however given that their ranks include persons of non-caucasian ethnicity and differing religious ideology; including an entire Jewish division, this assertion can be easily discounted.