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JewWario
JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical✡) was a contributor at TGWTG until Friday the 24th of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself. TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia.
—The Wife, https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068 |
Faked The Suicide
Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos. So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills. Giving that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else. But what? He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky. The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his "family". Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need. The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from keeping him in the basement.
Leaving TGWTG
Because of his many psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and his cock sucking brother Rob. Therefore he parted ways with the retards, and never looked back. Except when he looked back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.
Both parties claimed that the break was peaceful, but this was of course far from true. The truth was that TGWTG found out that Justin was nothing but a plagiarist without a single original idea of his own, and decided to kick the boring faggot out of their elite crew, so they wouldn't have to deal with his low view count, as nobody was interested in watching this blandness.
Kamen Rider
This retard is known to love kamen rider, a power rangers rip-off in japan. He loves it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called FamiKamen Rider(a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10000 in the end.
His $10000 project was nothing but a mess with shitty effects and acting, much like his videos. Some might wonder why people would actually gave this Jew any fucking money, let alone $10000, but just remember that all his fans are sad lonely basement-dwellers, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.
Obituary videos
Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making tribute videos to our fallen hero, that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only half of their ass.
If you start flaming comments and calling him names like Hitler (which I have seen) you will be blocked
Notable videos
The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.
I hope you choke on it.. Oh wait you are already dead
Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin
Gallery
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He employed his own exit strategy
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A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting
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No wonder he shot himself with a wife looking like this
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Mother is so sad :D :D :D