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Kelly Martin Broderick

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For the unrelated former Wikipedian, see Kelly Martin

Kelly Martin Broderick is a morbidly obese feminist, and "blogger." She is notable for being extremely butthurt about her picture being turned into the following meme:


   
 
But when I got up the next morning he had sent me the link. It had over 2000 shares, almost 10,000 likes, and almost 1000 comments. Overnight, I had become an Internet meme.
 

 
 


Background

In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting un-fuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable. The whore in question, Kelly Martin Broderick, apparently aware that she is horribly fat and borderline disfigured, decided that instead of exercising or eating a vegetable, her time would be better spent writing to write an article entitled "MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK". The article can be found here: [1]

The diet

Having finally realized that she is a complete fatso, she decided to go on a diet, so that she could become attractive not vomit-inducing ugly. In her new found diet, where she is down to 7 jars of nutella a day, one day is also dedicated to her eating fish. We at ED had the opportunity to interview her brother Matthew on her weekly intake of fish. Here is what he had to say:

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