Kitty0706

Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) is a gmodder who posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually funny. He denies being a furry but cannot stop talking about them on Twitter and YouTube. And just like your typical fur, he's fat and slightly psychotic. If you're a parent, his videos provide excellent material on why late-term abortion is the sensible choice.

	“	I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.	„
	—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Obesity

Kitty0706 wasn't always obese. However as the quality of his videos started deteriorating (they were never actually good) he became fatter and fatter until he became that floating face on this article. This was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually go to work to earn money, when he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase, as they flock to his videos as fat girls does to cheesecake. And with the decline in quality it will not take long before this circle of lard will be the size of the Moon.

Quotes

	“	Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.	„
	—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet