Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing is the new buzz word in the the world today give any Cock Touching Officer instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a winrar.

Watt Is Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you elite ducks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're A cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap), or VMware (you pirated it faggot.)

Watt is OpenStack

OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is flooded with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like Java it was written in Python.