Generation Alpha

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Generation Alpha (a.k.a. iPad kids) is a generation of retarded faggots born between the years 2013-2024 (though some argue this generation began in 2012). As of 2024, some Gen Alphas are old enough to go to high school (oldest of the bunch are now 14); however, most of them still enjoy playing Rococks, and watching Cocomelon and Skibidi Toilet on their mom's iPad; and Gen Betas haven't been born yet though they're on the horizon.

Faggotry

They seem to be the faggier younger siblings of younger Zoomers. The Generation Alpha influencers are mainly retarded toy channels made by their parents. However, as the oldest Gen Alphas start becoming teenagers around 2025-2026, that might change and a new era of JewTube (and/or ShitTok) might begin.

Education

As schools become more retarded, the generation becomes more retarded as well. With the increasing trend of addiction to technology and especially iPads, some kids don't know how to read or write by the time they're a teenager.

Notable members of Gen Alpha

• People in elementary school

And others that nobody gives a shit about.

See Also

• Sandy Hook - The proper way to deal with Gen Alpha kids.
• Children - who all Gen Alphas are as of 2023 (however the oldest Gen Alphas are nearly teenagers).
• Gen Z - their older siblings, sometimes parents.
• Millennials - their parents.
• Gen X - sometimes their parents.
• Baby Boomers - their grandparents.

Generation Alpha is part of a series on Generations.

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Baby Boomers • Generation Snowflake • Generation X • Millennials • Generation Z • Generation Alpha • Le wrong generation