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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 16, 2024

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Weed

Weed (AKA: Marijuana, Cannabis, Pot, Kush, 420, Hash, Mary Jane and Skunk) was invented simultaneously by every religion's God at least 100 years ago in 1969 on the planet Mexico and legalized Last Thursday. Some people say that God made it. Others will disagree and say that Satan did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in Colombia because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug.

Although not the best drug in the world, cannabis is easily the coolest drug for anyone to use; statistics say that 85% of people die the first time using it, but 100% of all survivors report having an all-round more kickass life. Roses are red, violets are blue, pot is green. I'm really baked. And hungry. Several studies show that marijuana can affect short-term memory. Several studies show that marijuana can affect short-term memory.

(( Man! There Was Something We Were Supposed To Do ))


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