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Andrea Dworkin

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Andrea Dworkin (1946-2005) was a feminist, a writer, a land dwelling whale and the single most convincing argument against the existence of a benevolent god.

Life

Andrea spent most part of her youth bitching about shit nobody cares about and finally ended up in the Netherlands where she married an Anarchist shithead who smacked her so hard that she turned into a feminist and started to work as whore. After she managed to return to the US she got sucked into the feminist movement like a giant clit during scissoring, writing and speaking at all sorts of events one could hardly survive without a decent dose of painkillers, so she rose to fame within her group of circle-squirting fellows. One of her best known speeches was "I Want a Twenty-Four Hour Truce During Which There Is No Rape" in 1983 where she adressed her already brainwashed male followers like they were part of the problem, but who cares they are a problem anyway.

During that time she mett feminist writer and certified Mangina John Stoltenberg, with whom she lived together and whom she finally married as his lebian wife, which didnt bother him since he was gay.


Death

Later in Life Dworkin developed osteoarthritis, which she attributed to the abuse she had to face during her life, possibly also the abuse she faced by food forced on her by the patriarchy.

Dworkin died in 2005 of acute myocarditis, an inflammation of the cardic muscle. At least thats the official story, cause some argue she died because the Gravy in her tubes clogged suddenly.


Ideas

In Dworkins eyes heterosexual Intercourse, unlike lesbian intercourse, was a way in which men were dominating and subjugating women, which led her to the conclusion that every intercourse was rape, that every intercourse was an outageous act. To be fair, in Dworkins case this was true.

She also tried to bann pornography as unconstitutional but got her ass kicked by the American Booksellers Association. She possibly came to the conclusion that Porn was discriminating women, especially if they were penetrated by objects (men), animals etc. and enjoyed it. She may have, like many other women, read to much in it while watching the fuck-movies.

Legacy

Dworkins influence on lesser, emptier minds is not to be underestimated. Her legacy lives on in People like Brianna Wu, Anita Sarkezian, Bittin Beaver and the entirety of tumblr.