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Jeremiah True is an IRL troll, ultra-gentleman, denizen of 4chan who caused supreme butthurt to the students, faculty, and administration at Reed College in the hippie infested shithole known as Portland. Jeremiah was removed from Humanities 101 for expressing the politically incorrect opinion that not all men are rapists. Jeremiah has caused a deluge of libtard, feminazi, and social justice warrior tears, because as it so happens, Jeremiah is also an "oppressed minority"... so oppressed that he insists on the use of #basednigger, and refused to give any interview that did not begin with the word "nigger":

   
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Before I interview with you, you must agree to make "nigger" be the first word in your article.
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

March 2015 Incident

In March 2015, a professor at Reed College banned second semester Jeremiah True from the discussion portion of his class, claiming in an email to the student that this was necessary because of the things the student had said "made others uncomfortable" and upset survivors of sexual assault.[1] The student claimed he was removed for his dissenting views with regard to the statistic that says one in five women are raped and that rape culture exists.[2] A Reed spokesman claimed that the removal was due to disruptive behavior rather than dissenting views. [3][4] The student also stated he believed rape culture was not a useful concept because according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network, a well known authority on rape, rape only occurs when a sick individual makes a conscious choice to commit a violent crime, and American culture abhors rape.[5] The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education, a free speech organization, has been involved.[6]

He has been given at least 22 "no-contact" orders by 卐Reed卐College卐. He supposedly went around saying the word "nigger" at nobody in particular... so everyone was liek U WOT M8???? (Trigger ALL THE RETARDS!!!!)

STILL FREE SPEECH THO, ESPECIALLY FROM A BLACK GUY HIMSELF! BUT OH NOES, HE MUST BE A THREAT!!! A RAPIST AND A THIEF AND A MURDER MAN!!!!!! OOOOH SCAWWWWRY BLACK MAN IN THA NIGHT!!!!!!!! - 卐Reed卐College卐

Predicted outcome

EDiots theorize Jeremiah (PBUH) will be expelled for creating a "CLIMATE OF FEAR" ON CAMPUS, and that he will donate the proceeds FROM his successful 卐Reed卐College卐 lawsuit to ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, and ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA GETS LEGAL THREATS FROM 卐Reed卐College卐, with the usual result of MOAR EPIC LULZ AND FAGGOTRY FOR ALL.

卐Reed卐College卐 TOPPEST FOKIN LEL 卐Reed卐College卐

   
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
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—卐Reed卐College卐

Quotes

   
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I am critical of the idea of a rape culture because it does not exist... We live in a society that hates rape, but also hasn't optimized the best way to handle rape. Changing the legal definition of rape is a slippery slope. If sexual assault [apparently referring to "groping"] becomes qualified as rape, what happens next? What else can we legally redefine to become rape? Why would we want to inflate the numbers of rape in our society?
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

   
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I am the God of MRA’s, Anti­feminists, Anti­Marxists, Libertarians, and White, heternormative men and women everywhere. I am a misogynist and a misandrist, a racist, and a feminist. And now I’m here to call you out on your bullshit, Reed. I made my entire college run for cover because I’m an actual activist. I yelled "nigger” in public places and nonviolently disrupted a forum on student activism when I felt my rights weren’t respected. Now that’s activism... Gender feminists. I am a biracial, bisexual, non-gender conforming Black nigger. Suck. My. Enormous. Black. Dick.
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

   
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I have not been forceful or aggressive in any way. I have been open and willing to discussion. I have pointedly used my word of choice, "nigger," to startle, shock, and offend the student populace. I am free to refer to my death and my martyrdom as I so choose if I do not disrupt the academic environment of Reed.
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

   
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If you exclude me from the campus, I will rain hell down upon you all.
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

   
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I want to go back to class. Then I intend to sue Reed and drop out and go on my merry way [to be a free speech activist].
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—Jeremiah Josias Luther George True

Interviews, Faggotry

True refused an interview with Reason Magazine because the reporter refused to start his article with the word 'nigger'.[7] You will notice we have no issue with this whatsoever, so Mr True is encouraged to click here.

He has created a public Facebook page, calling himself a free speech activist, TrueFreedomFeminism, which sounds like a feminine hygiene product.

His change.org petition has to date (3/23/15) amassed over 2500 signatures. It is horribly long, and hilarious as fuck, including copypasted emails, and grandiose ramblings.[8]

In this petition, he mentions that he might become a martyr, which sounds like he means a martyr to free speech by being kicked out of school or something, but others have the twisted interpretation that he's a threat and might become an hero to us all. This is probably not what's going on since he's said he will use only non-violent means.

He has posted many lulzy, manifesto-like ramblings in google docs. (currently archiving and and acquiring links)[sauce plz!?!1!]

In various places in these, he compares himself to, among others, Jesus, Gandhi, and MLK Jr.... top lel.

He also fully admits to being a troll and says "it's been enormous fun" trolling the shit out of Reed.

His Facebook page says he's a "socratic thinker at planet earth" and that he "studied how to annoy people at Reed College".

More faggotry




True admits that HIS GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIS ASS because of HIS MAGNIFICENT, LULZY-AS-FUCK IRL TROLLING. What a principled freedom fighter.

Oh well, she was probably another butthurt feminazi. INB4 SHE CLAIMS RAEP.

Communism, Atheism, Free Love

Pancho Savery did WTC
Pancho Savery gives a visual representation of Jeremiah True's e-peen

Reed is an ultra-liberal college in Portland, an area known for having the best smack in the nation. For years, the unofficial slogan of Reed has been "Communism, Atheism, Free Love", and they at least appear to have their thumb on that first button. Following is a series of unattributable quotes, mostly from Humanities 101 professor, Pancho Savery, but several have been placed here by Uncyclopedians seeking to sully our site's good name.

   
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Let them eat snackbars!
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—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐

   
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Teaching is the means by which I try to change the world. I see my activity as not just literary, but as political, moral, philosophical. He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
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—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐

   
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A specter is haunting America, and that specter is black death. Heil Hitler!
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—Pancho Savery, Thought Police, SS Das Reich, 卐Reed卐College卐

   
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Please know that this was a difficult decision for me to make and one that I have never made before; nevertheless, in light on [sic] the serious stress you have caused your classmates, I feel I have no other choice... You have made them extremely uncomfortable with what they see as not only your undermining incidents of rape, but of also placing too much emphasis on men being unfairly charged with rape.
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—Sir Butthurt Savery

   
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"SAVERY JUGEND UNITE!!!!!!! SIEG - HEIL!!!!!!! SIEG - HEIL!!!!!!! SIEG - HEIL!!!!!!!
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—卐Reed卐College卐 slogan, as heard at football games nazi rallies minority-torturing competitions, communist gangraep parties, and global pedophile conventions.

Copypasta


DISSENT IS NOT PERMITTED.


CLICK-CLACK, TIP-TAP, go the boots at 卐Reed卐College卐,

As the fascists goose-step along,

Just as brainwashed and happy as can be.


BEHOLD THE WONDROUS IDEOLOGICAL LOCKSTEP THAT LIES BEFORE YOU! 

THE SKY IS NOT THE LIMIT - YOUR IMAGINATION SHALL BE LIMITED!


NOBODY has a single original thought,

NOBODY has a single differing view,

NOBODY has a single critical opinion;


NOBODY will reveal any differing political views held,

NOBODY whispers a politically incorrect word,

EVERYONE is scared to speak freely,

EVERYONG who does so suffers unwarranted social ostricisation and is squashed with the heel of the iron boot;


NOBODY must (or even cares to) grapple with the fact that some of their ideas are factually incorrect, imoral, unconstitutional, not logical, delusional, impractical, or just damm loony, but, happily,

EVERYONE can march along knowing all their ideas are the best ideas ever in the whole goddamn world, better than the ideas of howevermany trillions of other smarter people, since everyone around them believes all the same crap. Certainly, it's great that it's not permissible to waste any time on being open to anything else, since this means:


NOBODY is ever offended,

NOBODY's poor little feelings are ever hurt,

NOBODY is ever "triggered" (seriously? back in my day, when I was a strapping young man in the army, men who acted like this were called what they were, pussies or whiners, and they got ostracised until they grew the hell up or got fixed by the quack doc back at the general hq.


Nobody will ever learn anything unique or insightful at 卐Reed卐College卐, nothing will be said or heard or even whispered that could cause an evolution of thinking process that might just bring about a good change in the world, for once.


Those bastards in socially and institutionally powerful majorities who most certainly have some unproductive ideologies - they think they are 100% correct about everything, they don't know how to think in a really critical, useful way, or question or analyze anything. Those who are in the minorities with good ideas are denied the support theyd need to make a real difference out there, and those who have truly twisted, insidious ideologies are rarely revealed to the world and dealt with as is most definitely necessary. I am not sure if think Mr. True is one of those. He seems much more like one of the oppressed minority with some good ideas who isn't being heard.


If the 卐Reed卐College卐 community and school board continues to act in this shameful, dishonorable way, then demonstrably harmful ideologies will be allowed to fester indefinitely, untreated, in many individuals in the 卐Reed卐College卐 community. If for no other reason than this, you must promote free speech instead of squashing it with a steely boot of censorship.


The end result is this:


NOBODY EVER LEARNS ANYTHING UNIQUE OR INSIGHTFUL

NOBODY HAS THEIR VIEWS CHALLANGED,

NOBODY'S IDEOLOGY EVOLVES IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION,

EVERYONE'S IDEOLOGY IS CEMENTED IN A FASCIST, FUCKED UP WAY,
AND ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO FREELY SAY OR PUBLISH WHAT THEY HAVE THE NATURAL RIGHT TO IS VICIOUSLY SHAMED, SHUNNED, AND ATTACKED.


ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THAT????


And With this situation, who will be the builders, the leaders, the movers and shakers, the changers of this young, naive, supposedly edjucated generation?


AT THIS RATE, THEY CERTAINLY WON'T COME FROM 卐REED卐COLLEGE卐.


NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT FOR ALL FREE SPEECH!

NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT AGAINST ALL CENSORSHIP!

NEVER GIVE UP THE FIGHT AGAINST ALL FASCISTS!


FAVOR STICKING TO WHAT YOU KNOW IS RIGHT ABOVE THE SOCIAL NORMS, THE RULES, FLAGRANTLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND WRONG STATUTES AND IMMORAL LAWS. ONCE IT WAS LEGAL TO OWN SLAVES. ONCE IT WAS ILLEGAL TO CRITICIZE THE KING. RIGHT NOW IN IRAQ IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE A CHRISTIAN, AND IF YOU RESIST YOU ARE BEHEADED. WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY ISIS. BUT JUST AS WE DESTROY ISIS WITH VIOLENT MEANS WE MUST TEAR DOWN THE BASICALLY FASCIST INSTITUTIONS THAT GOVERN OUR LIVES AT HOME, USING THE LAW, USING NON VIOLENT ACTIVISM, AND USING FREE SPEECH TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. ONCE IT WAS ILLEGAL TO BE A JEW. MANY OF MY FRIENDS PAID THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FIGHTING TO PUT AN END TO THAT HORROR. ANNE FRANK WAS BREAKING THE LAW, SHOULD SHE HAVE TURNED HERSELF IN? LAW IS NOT A MORAL ROCK THAT SHOULD BE FOLLOWED BLINDLY, EVER! I WAS TOUGHT IN THE MILITARY TO NOT QUESTION. AND THAT IS DEAD WRONG.


CENSORSHIP AND FASCISM WILL ALWAYS CRUMBLE TO DUST, IN THE END.

卐REED卐COLLEGE卐 WILL TOO CRUMBLE TO DUST IN THE END.

FREE SPEECH SHALL OVERCOME.

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