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Bibleman is the best Christian Superhero ever.

SonicClone (Real Name: Noah Evans) is a 20-year-old illiterate and annoying jerk on DeviantArt who is a Star Wars fan and a Bible-thumper who also has a love of bad movies and a fetish for giant deformed asses, which he thinks God gave him the ability to draw. If you just imagined that, then you'd only be in the borderlands of the ballpark of what SonicClone is.

It should be known that almost everything relevant to this christfag's interests is marketed towards children, some examples being Veggie Tales, that terrible live action Cat In The Hat movie, Treasure Planet, that terrible live action Super Mario Bros movie, and Thomas the Tank Engine. In typical Tarlet fashion, he has a tendency to whine and cry about being "attacked" by "haters" via his DeviantArt journal despite advice against it from friends and spectators alike and will BAWWWWLOCK you if you are of a different faith, sexual orientation, weight class than himself, or for even thinking of giving him a critique on his God-blessed art.

He also thinks Jar Jar Binks is a brilliant character, a woman's place is in the kitchen and he will call you sexist for saying otherwise, Barack Obama is a Muslim, and all non-Christians are going to Hell.

Gallery



  • What SonicClone faps to.
    What SonicClone faps to.
  • SonicClone reveals his true colors. She possibly meant that her daughter was one years old.
    SonicClone reveals his true colors. She possibly meant that her daughter was one years old.
  • More truth about SonicClone comes out.
    More truth about SonicClone comes out.
  • SonicClone's "revenge" toward a JCPenney commercial "Beware of the Doghouse". This pic led to comments from other users calling him a "sexist".
    SonicClone's "revenge" toward a JCPenney commercial "Beware of the Doghouse". This pic led to comments from other users calling him a "sexist".
  • The Wreck-It-Ralph crew look like counterfeit plushies or rather mangled primates and look like they're falling forever. And the crappy background makes everyone's eyes BLEED.
    The Wreck-It-Ralph crew look like counterfeit plushies or rather mangled primates and look like they're falling forever. And the crappy background makes everyone's eyes BLEED.
  • SonicClone explains why he draws big-butt shit.
    SonicClone explains why he draws big-butt shit.
  • A shitty "20th Anniversary" pic of the abysmal live-action Super Mario Bros. movie.
    A shitty "20th Anniversary" pic of the abysmal live-action Super Mario Bros. movie.
  • Wow. The real Daisy (left) meets the fake Daisy (right). One of SonicClone's crappy pics of video game-to-movie character meetups.
    Wow. The real Daisy (left) meets the fake Daisy (right). One of SonicClone's crappy pics of video game-to-movie character meetups.


Quotes

   
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JFK was also a catholic, and possibly was a Christian.
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—Ouch, someone give the Pope a burn heal for that slick insult.

   
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Out of his assignation, rose multiple conspiracy theories. A lot of fiction & articles center around government deception or terrorism. However, there is no proof or confirmation about any superstition.
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—I wouldn't be surprised if he were a truther but I guess even he hasn't gone full retard yet.

   
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I drew this because nobody else would!
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—On why he drew a picture for the 10th anniversary of the shitty live action "Cat in the Hat" movie.

   
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Originally, I wasn’t planning on drawing something for today because “Doctor Who” really isn’t special to me: And not just because it holds no Nostalgia for me, I also am picky when it comes to it. However, since a lot of angry DeviantART people would most likely put a bounty on my head for not doing it, I decided to draw it.
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—There's probably even more of a bounty on his head now for drawing that.

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