Jim Sterling

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Jim "Fat Fuck" Sterling is a retarded, inbred, britfag who moved to America because Britain didn't smell enough like shit for his liking. Once in America he became a professional faggot, Cuck, Mongoloid, SJW, Pseudo intellectual, and most importantly MovieBob's personal fuck doll

History

Jim Sterling is a has-been journalist from The Escapist until he was fired for being too annoying, so he had to e-beg his way to YouTube, where he creates shitty videos, that uneducated buffoons gladly pay their parents money to see an overweight retarded narcissist trying to be the Social Justice Warrior version of Yathzee, until he will die unloved at the age of 35 when his organs will be crushed under his weight.

That time he helped Destructoid in rigging votes

There was a time a long time ago where people actually used something called digg. This was a great tool for unethical fucks like Jimmy here to abuse it, so that Destructoid could seem more popular than it actually was. It is the modern day equivalent of liking your own Facebook posts, just to share them again. Only more shady. This was so fucking bad that even cuck-meister Anthony Burch thought it was a good idea. Click here to see the original exposure

This was not enough for Sterling however, he even tried to get his idiotic Twitter followers to help him in getting more clicks.

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That time he gave Batman: Arkham Origins a bad review and had to leave Dtoid

Suddenly after giving Batman 3.5 out of 10, Jim decided to leave Destructoid. What a coincidink. This review opened people's eyes, on how much of a fucking useless reviewer Jim really was, as just a week before this fat blob of uselessness gave Sonic Lost World 7.5. So he was gracefully showed to the fucking curb.

That time he was picked up by The Escapist after being kicked to the curb

Not missing a chance to drum up controversy, The Escapist quickly saw their chance to employ this provocateur, so they had a second Yathzee. His job here was to do exactly the same he had previously done over at Destructoid, only this time make more outrageous statements, in order to gain those clicks.

Digital Homicide

One of Jim's unfunny shticks is to look at low-priced Steam releases, and then criticize them for not being up to AAA standards. One of these games was The Slaughtering Grounds, by Digital Homicide, that Jim decided to shit upon it, by lying profusely. They uploaded a response, that coined the Jim Fucking Sterling meme. Unlike other companies they decided to fight back, and after a bit back and forth where Jim routinely criticized their games, they finally took the fat retard to task, and made him look even more stupid than he already did.

The wife

Just like TotalBiscuit this pathetic excuse of a man, also has a gigantic wife. This is however the size of TotalBiscuit, his wife, Jim Sterling, and half the population of Poland rolled into one fat blob of Social Justice. Before just using all Jim's patreon money on buying twinkies, she was featured on Freethought Blogs. This fatty wrote about why she was an atheist. Yep, it is "her" alright. She also had her own shitty website, that was nothing but TL;DR blog posts about how much America sucks.

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