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Samsung Galaxy S III

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The Samsung Galaxy S III is a high-end dildo with built-in Internet connectivity, two cameras, a voice assistant, and a mobile telephone. Unlike conventional dildos, the S III is controlled through touch screen input rather than old-fashioned buttons.

Samsung marketed the dildo as having been "designed for humans, inspired by nature", which indeed is accurate, given that it is designed for insertion into female human vaginas, and its phallic shape indeed is inspired by nature.[1]

Unlike old-fashioned dildos, this dildo can even browse the Internet, use its camera to make video calls, play music, be used as a navigation device so the user can find her way home while tranquilized after the amazing orgasms provided by the S III, and it even has a built-in flashlight!

With over 80 million sales, it is quite possibly the best-selling dildo in existence.[2]

References

  1. ↑ Samsung GALAXY S III | designed for humans, inspired by nature
  2. ↑ The 70 million in sales for both phones would compare to reported sales of 70 million for […] the Galaxy S3 - ComputerWorld
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