Jim Sterling

Jim "Fat Fuck" Sterling (James Stanton) or listed as (James Sexton) is a retarded, inbred, britfag who moved to America because Britain didn't smell enough like shit for his liking. Once in America he became a professional faggot, cuck, mongoloid, SJW, pseudo intellectual, and most importantly MovieBob's personal fuck doll

Fanart that's almost the quality of this article.

History

Jim Sterling is a has-been journalist from The Escapist until he was fired for being too annoying, so he had to e-beg his way to YouTube, where he creates shitty videos, that uneducated buffoons gladly pay their parents money to see an overweight retarded narcissist trying to be the Social Justice Warrior version of Yathzee, until he will die unloved at the age of 35 when his organs will be crushed under his weight.

That time he helped Destructoid in rigging votes

There was a time a long time ago where people actually used something called digg. This was a great tool for unethical fucks like Jimmy here to abuse it, so that Destructoid could seem more popular than it actually was. It is the modern day equivalent of liking your own Facebook posts, just to share them again. Only more shady. This was so fucking bad that even cuck-meister Anthony Burch thought it was a good idea. Click here to see the original exposure

This was not enough for Sterling however, he even tried to get his idiotic Twitter followers to help him in getting more clicks:

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That time he gave Batman: Arkham Origins a bad review and had to leave Dtoid

Suddenly after giving Batman 3.5 out of 10, Jim decided to leave Destructoid. What a coincidink. This review opened people's eyes, on how much of a fucking useless reviewer Jim really was, as just a week before this fat blob of uselessness gave Sonic Lost World 7.5. So he was gracefully shoved to the fucking curb.

That time he was picked up by The Escapist after being kicked to the curb

Not missing a chance to drum up controversy, The Escapist quickly saw their chance to employ this provocateur, so they had a second Yathzee. His job here was to do exactly the same he had previously done over at Destructoid, only this time make more outrageous statements, in order to gain those clicks.

That time he was let go from The Escapist

After the outbreak known as GamerGate it became quite clear that Jimmy was strongly opposed to ethics in gaming, probably because of his former affairs with rigging diggs and other malicious shit. So instead of actually siding with gamers, and the people commenting on The Escapist weren't having it, criticizing this fat fuck every time he said something completely retarded, which was constantly.

So the time had come to that he had to start a Patreon

And this is a fucking lucrative business. Besides having a Patreon where he gets over 11,000 dollars every single fucking month, this lard-bag also has ads on his videos, so he can earn more than fucking the top 25% senior bank managers in the US. Yes, all that just for bitching about shitty Steam Greenlight games and why Konami are retarded.

Jim's Sexism

Before licking the boots of all social justice warrior, Jim was quite the sexist himself, so far as putting every single ediot on ED to shame.

Jim vs. Daphnee

This was part of a Twitter exchange carried out by our hero. What a nice guy. (archive)

“   I know exactly what cunts look like. I'm talking to one right now   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   Just ask your husband for permission before using the computer next time.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   People like you *revel* in sexism, so sure. I'm just giving you what all attention-seeking little bitches crave.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   You're the embarrassment. To your gender, your species, and all feminazi sluts like yourself.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero Previous Quote | Next Quote

Women as fucktoys

“   The bigger the breasts, the better the fantasy.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   Yep, Mai Shiranui and her milktumors are returning to the series. For fans of nipplepillows the world over, this is certainly great news!   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   You have two choices when Agarest War launches -- the aforementioned PSN download or an Xbox 360 version that provides a sexy bundle, the centerpiece of which is a mouse mat with big breasts. ... Sorry, but absurd, boob-related items always win.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   Deep cleavage, skimpy leotards, side-portions of breasts and fleeting, partially-obscured nudity? Sounds like the perfect night in, right? One again, the ESRB has completely sold me on a videogame.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   People complain about the lack of a strong female character in gaming, but they don't come much tougher than this one. Jenova is one MILF who can taste my Lifestream any day of the week. Plus the head comes off, and you can do some proper Patrick Bateman shit with that.   „     —Jim Sterling, Sick fuck     “   Boobs and video games: They pretty much are like peanut butter and jelly   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   Slightly repurposed from an earlier Bayonetta figure, this one was been given a more natural pose and less, less, less clothing. Which is awesome.   „     —Jim Sterling, Before he saw fit to hate on Bayonetta     “   Well, if she wants to show the skin, far be it from me to stop her liberating herself. What kind of man would I be if I suggested she should cover up? A low-down, rotten sexist is what! Well, I will take a stand for feminism and applaud this strong woman's decision to have her arse and norks prominently displayed for all the see.   „     —Jim Sterling, sexist     “   We're dedicated to bringing you only the most relevant and hard-hitting weekend news, which is why we bring you grave word that Soul Calibur IV's Ivy might show a little less of her fat wobbly tits in the American version of the game than in the Japanese version -- JOURNALISM!....... Namco Bandai, hear this! I demand that Ivy's lactoids be on display for all to see. We've already lost the fatalities in Mortal Kombat; we refuse to surrender our snuggle pups, loblollies and twangers. We deserve the sweater meat as much as any Japanese gamer.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero Previous Quote | Next Quote

Jim on Feminism

Excerpts from a Jim article

It is quite ironic that (ugly) Feminists believe looks shouldn't matter, yet are judging Fat Princess' book solely by its cover. How hypocritical of them. Anyway, Fat Princess is obviously about the protection and veneration of women, and does more for the fairer sex than Feminism has ever done...

"Heteronormative" is one of the most pretentious words I've ever heard. This is obvious proof that Fat Princess is better than Feminism, since someone who claims to be a Feminist once used the word "heteronormative" and now I've decided that all of them use it. Dropping little made-up words to try and sound clever just makes you look like a pretentious dickhead, and it's incredibly prugamatic to commit such indefenderable verbulascur offenseries....

Fat Princess won't get pregnant in order to trap you: Everybody knows that women do this. They love getting themselves all preganted up so that they can force you to marry them and be stuck with their cancerous hides forever....

In Fat Princess, everybody has a role to play. This is quite contrary to the idea that every single Feminist has, that women are better than men and make better drivers and that men should be forced to have their sperm hijacked at birth so women don't have to fuck them anymore....

Seriously, fuck this idea that the social pendulum has to swing a little in favor of one group before balance can be achieved.....

Since women are basically just 3D porn, what is an anti-pornography stance if not an anti-female stance?....

If pornography is to end, then all women on Earth have to be murdered, and that's just not my scene. Perhaps it's okay for Adolf Hitler and his cackling Feminist cohorts, but we reasonable people who aren't Nazis don't agree....

Fat Princess is a game about having fun, first and foremost, which is something that Feminists are 100% against! Just take so-called Woman Suffrage , for example. The American government denied women the right to vote for a joke, and a bunch of stupid women took it too far and then had to be force-fed through tubes because the silly bitches wouldn't eat thanks to some idiotic hunger strike. If they'd have laughed along like they should, they probably would have gotten the vote in another fifty or sixty years anyway. Whatever happened to patience being a virtue?....

Excerpts from a follow-up article by Jim

Feminist Gamers (ha ha) has attacked the game....

Even worse is a writer at Shakesville, who took time out of doing her husband's laundry to write this....

Or maybe self-styled "feminists" who think that the movement is all about getting angry and using buzzwords are simply retarded. Who knows?....

Jim likes digital abuse of women

“   If you love drawings of impossibly huge breasts, you'll likely have heard of Ikki Tousen Xross Impact already. If not, then you're in for a treat. It's a fighting game for the PSP that recently launched in Japan, in which mammararily gifted young females lose more of their clothing as they take damage. Garmentry disintegrates as the battle wears on, and since the girls don't seem fond of wearing underwear, there's plenty of skin on show. Great fun for fans of domestic abuse, in any case.   „     —Jim Sterling, loves women     “   In fact, the message of this commercial seems to be that if you consistently beat your woman and mess with her head until she's a hopeless, despair-ridden wretch, all it takes is one material gift and she'll instantly forgive you. So, a pretty realistic portrayal of all women.   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero     “   The key words banned by online shop Dejipare include things like torture, bondage, loli and rape. Regular Christian sex will still be perfectly acceptable, but it seems that the whole underage rape thing that has been seen in many an ero title will no longer be tolerated ... Thanks a lot, RapeLay. This is why we can't have nice things!   „     —Jim Sterling, Social Justice Hero Previous Quote | Next Quote

Digital Homicide

One of Jim's unfunny shticks is to look at low-priced Steam releases, and then criticize them for not being up to AAA standards. One of these games was The Slaughtering Grounds, by Digital Homicide, that Jim decided to shit upon it, by lying profusely. They uploaded a response, that coined the Jim Fucking Sterling meme. Unlike other companies they decided to fight back, and after a bit back and forth where Jim routinely criticized their games, they finally took the fat retard to task, and made him look even more stupid than he already did.

Tranny Gladiator

Siiiigggghhhhhh, comments disabled, sigh

You are Jim Sterling. You are a fat retard who gets paid ungodly amounts of money to comment on various shitty Steam Greenlight games, all in the proposed interest of the consumer. So of course you should let your personal biases affect your work. You find a game with an offensive title, and then you comment on it. The developers being Polish or some other shit country, used the incorrect pronoun, and so Jim was fuming mad. So when the developer changed the name, the only proper action Sterling could take was to of course disable the comments, so his idiotic fanboys couldn't see how fucking stupid his point was. And as per usual new-found SJW, Jim used to use the word tranny all the time. He even used it as a headline. (archive)

Jim is okay with doxing

Sessler: You have every right to say it, and I have every right to call you a fucking asshole
and try to find your address and PUT IT OUT THERE

Sterling: Absolutely

So in that case:

The wife

Just like TotalBiscuit this pathetic excuse of a man, also has a gigantic wife, this one named Alex Manuel. This is however the size of TotalBiscuit, his wife, Jim Sterling, and half the population of Poland rolled into one fat blob of Social Justice. Before just using all Jim's patreon money on buying twinkies, she was featured on Freethought Blogs. This fatty wrote about why she was an atheist. Yep, it is "her" alright. She also had her own shitty website, that was nothing but TL;DR blog posts about how much America sucks.

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Who let the wild boars out?

The wife is getting fucked by other guys

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