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The Man (also known as Jews and to a lesser extent, white people) is the person who keeps us down, mah brutha. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)
The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.
While The Man oppresses all, he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the Republican party.
And remember, The Man is watching you...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.
In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.
