Dark Souls 3

Dark Souls III is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make EA blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original Demon's Souls, with minor tweaks, that makes every Call of Duty sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same.

Story

The story takes place on the exact same world as the previous games, because world building is hard. You will resurrect at bonfires.

30 fps debacle

Idiotic fanboys of FromSoftware have been out defending Dark Souls saying that it was always going to be 60fps on the PC, because it was confirmed in a tweet.

Wonder where people could have gotten the idea that the game would only be 30 fps:

	“	they will probably go for 30fps since that’s what they found to be the best fps (frames-per-second) to play action games.	„
	—Masaaki Yamagiwa, Bloodborne lead designer

Not that any of the consoles could maintain 30 fps.

The PC version

FromSoftware has promised that the game on PC will run at an amazing 60 fps. But even this they couldn't do without fucking it up, as once again, like the previous versions everything is tied to the framerate, meaning that if force your graphics card to only render the game at 30 fps, every item will have twice the durability.

See also

• Bloodborne
• Dark Souls
• Dark Souls II

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