Lifting Blogs

We know what you're thinking: Tumblr bodybuilders? Gender fluid, transnegro weight lifters who eat vegan diets and spout politically correct statements of support to their loyal followers in an attempt to become internet idols? Well, you thought wrong, and you should feel dumb for thinking something so stupid, stupid.

Introducing the newest trend happening on the darkest corner of the internet! Known as "lifting," this phenomenon consists of people who are both IRL stealing from stores, and losers who are *role playing* as people stealing from stores, who anonymously share their thievery (or pretend thievery) with the world. Now, anyone who's ever stolen a candy bar or a mascara pen has a place to connect and share their exciting stories with, along with photos of their stolen loot and the value of every individual item. Highest score wins!

External Links

• losangeleslifter - warns she'll block anyone who's not a fellow lifting blogger!
• theylift - a shoplifting couple who reminds you to only steal makeup products not tested on animals
• liftingblog - this one claims to have saved $1,536.68 due to stealing shit
• bbgirllifter - someone role playing as an 18 year old girl posting photos of the stuff their daddy bought them and claiming it was "lifted"