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He Will Not Divide Us
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The inauguration of Donald Trump sparked massive protests and riots across D.C. and the world at large. Leftists, already mentally unstable and savage, went completely apeshit in the weeks following Trump's victory. A D-list celebrity named Shia LaBeouf (Known for doing 2 Transformers movies before they realized how terrible he was and dumped him, but kept Megan Fox) decided to create an "art piece" by setting up a 24/7 livestream in New York City, which is intended to exist for the entirety of the Trump presidency. Located at the Museum of the Moving Image, locals are invited by Shia to come to the scene of the camera and chant "He Will Not Divide Us". The result was a sea of brain-dead morons repeatedly screeching the phrase at a wall.
However, 4chan soon learned about the story. The result was a massive IRL trolling raid with the goal of closing yet another pool and rustling some more jimmies. The trolls congregated mostly on cuckchan and cripplechan /pol/, creating hundreds of threads detailing live coverage of the drama. This page will serve to document any happenings. We invite you, the viewer, to create an account and add in any details that you can.
RESOURCE PACKAGE
Stream link:
>WARNING: SHIT IS LOUD!
https://livestream.com/accounts/23093026/events/6897778/player
Archives: http://pastebin.com/MK875NhA
>Jayden Smith, Shia Labooth and liberals chanting and dancing for 8 years.
>EVIL NACHO VIRUS
>YOU HAVE LOCKED THE BIOS
>EVIL NAZI VIRUS
>PEOPLE NOT TO BITES US
>HE WILL NOT DENY US
>EVIL NOT TO BITE US
FAKE NEWS
HIGHLIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ghWluiDblk - Day 3, Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpydijsGRIY - Day 3, Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzjfHto78o - Day 2, Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8HZVFzU7xI - Day 2, Part 1
https://youtu.be/I9XkcBPyipk - Gooburger jams to Moonman
https://youtu.be/MtrXXyTEU-w - Goodburger jams to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Gbltiq8PDZI - Goodburger jams to Johnny Rebel
https://youtu.be/gNaPHTdHAS4 - Albanian anon
https://youtu.be/V5Zh84eOMy8 - Shia attacks Mustache anon
https://youtu.be/gROyMR8EAu4 - Omar expects a BJ
https://youtu.be/6wn_6588aAQ - A day at the zoo
https://youtu.be/EbzeZTW4GYE - Tony at the Trump Rally
https://youtu.be/uJcrXZoSl3E - Shoutouts + Mustache anon
https://youtu.be/_YGXwUc6aa0 - Bag anon plays Shadilay
https://youtu.be/4KZYqxHjwSQ - Pepe next to Shia
https://youtu.be/cZec9jXQcgs - Adidas bro visits
https://youtu.be/sB0SJOSUU2E - Cutie kisses camera
https://youtu.be/udCPuGBcgWE - Skimask anon leaves mp3s
https://youtu.be/bxmcHh5_NJw - Skumask anon + morning after
https://youtu.be/ZJZY3W2FQLM - Friendly anon shoutout
https://youtu.be/hE_NY0oEGzc - Shia's trigger reel
https://twitter.com/AdamManiak/status/822971474613039105 - Flip phone Dave dancing to Shadilay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQK2YzCybm
January 20, 2017
The start of HWNDU; the live feed is set up somewhere in NYC and immediately attracts the public after going viral. Trolls show up within hours to pay respects.
January 21, 2017
January 22, 2017
January 23, 2017
January 24, 2017
January 25, 2017
<a href="https://twitter.com/Shias_Funhouse/status/824436982336126976"></a>
/v/'s autistic (obviously) janitor makes a guest appearance
Pol threads:
Briefing: Three users show up at the start of the day (1 ~ 5 AM) and get nicknamed Jihad Jesus, Jackie4Chan, and Kim-Jong-Anon. They spend several hours reading /pol/ threads and twitter, giving shoutouts, micspamming, trolling, etc. The police show up and interrogate them for a while. Several supporters of KEK show up to bring the brave warriors food. Meanwhile, leftist drones starve in the New York winter. There are rumors spreading that Shia would show up to kick their ass. As the 30-minute mark approached, he didn't show- like the pussy he is. A gay ass nigger furry named PaperBoyPrince shows up around 8:00 AM, with his ugly feminazi friend and hijack the show for a while until pissing off. Eventually, school is in session so many kids roam the streets. A narutard shows up, as does Ali David Sonboly. The feminazi flashes her small, deformed breasts at the camera repeatedly while school buses and children pass by.
Eventually, Shia shows up, assaults a /pol/lack, and gets arrested! KEK [1]
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Jesus and Hideo at 3 A.M in the morning.
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Some anon makes a sketch of the duo.
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poltard makes a sketch. :3
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Jihad Jesus and Jackie 4chan, white supremacist Nazis.
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Narutard shows up!
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Shia LaBoof's unedited mugshot. Cry moar.
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Jesus does a happy merchant pose. >:)
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Fag.
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Leftists cry on Twitter.
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Pol presents an idea.
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Narutard shows his sign.
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Hands of Christ.
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This fuckin' guy.
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From when the trio danced like retards.
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Gay Nigger and feminazi dyke shows up.
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Trio dances with the gay nigger.
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Normie reaction to the hijacking.
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These people need psychological help. Then again, don't all NYC residents?
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CIA agent arrives
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A challenger approaches..
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Narutard gets a piggyback ride. :3
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Ugly feminazi dyke tries to steal Naruto's chicken.
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Even leftists got sick and tired of GN and feminazi, prefering /pol/.
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CIA Spy Exposed.
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/pol/ shows some signs.
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Naruto has a time out.
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Leftypol irl
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Woodstock vs Trump Protests.
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Cocksucker degenerate freak.
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HWNDU isn't artistic.
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Sam Hyde makes an appearance at the set piece.
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The marxist feminazi freak looks strikingly similar to a certain Fallout 4 character..
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A troll makes a fake ad on Craigslist.
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Slavs show up to squat.
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Narutard has some more fun, while gay nigga checks his feeds.
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SJW pulls a typical liberal move and shits out a tl;dr wall of text.
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Shortbus shows up to abduct the protesters, kek.
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Protestor on her period.
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In honor of Drive Anon and Hideo. <3
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Top 10 Unrequited Loves in Anime.
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Jews did HWNDU
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A pollack who was there describes the events of the Shia arrest.
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Creepy freak assassin.
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Fatman's tittehs
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Is he white?
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Shia is coming in thirty minutes.
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(((They))) are watching.
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He will divide us.
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New mascot of HWNDU
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Summarization of every event from January 21 to 25.
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RACE MIXER
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Scared Jew.
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LOL: Liberals legit thought his headband was a Nazi symbol.
Video highlights:
- Jesus, Hideo, Kim- weeaboo micspam
- Gay Nigger gets trolled
- Prince of /pol/ makes the stream great again HWNDU
- Jesus gives a speech
January 28th
Sam Hyde shows up and perpetrates a mass shooting that results in 28 casualties. He later escapes from new york and hasn't been heard from since. [2]
More info
It would take too much time and effort for ED to document 1,200+ days worth of lulz, so check out the HWNDU wiki here!
See also
External links
- Official Website - LIVE Stream
- - /pol/'s HWNDU Wiki
- (KYM) Know Your Meme - He Will Not Divide Us
- HWNDUARCHIVE - Twitter account archiving lulzy events on the stream.
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