Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Mississippi Handbag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Cock Mongrel at 07:18, 15 February 2017. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Mississippi Handbag

A Mississippi Handbag is code name for a sexual act. In this act, you have sex with a woman and then defecate into her purse before slinking out into the night. This can also be done to a man by another man or even by a woman provided the victim owns a purse which can be shat into.

History Nugget Bonus: Tom Green once described the Mississippi Handbag to an elderly woman at a stand up comedy show in Maryland.

Used In A Sentence

"After a long night of bro jobs and felching with my roomie, I snuck over to my landlords and gave her the 'ol Mississippi Handbag."

Can someone add a fucking photo? I obviously can't fucking execute it. Something about MIME types bein' gay.

--Cock Mongrel 02:18, 15 February 2017 (EST)